How to Survive a Moose Attack. #moose #attack #survival #survivalskills #survive #howtosurvive

[dennisneo]

Talk to the moose.
Man: So how's your day?
Moose:

[runna-xh]

"Hey there moose, I heard you like swimming?"

[lisamarie]

I’m Canadian I have a masters in moose 🫎

[Xinjiekou_新街口_Station]

Finally a dangerous (somewhat) animal that can not climb up a tree after me.

[Mooseplays]

In Canada we actually have moose as pets

[davedhold]

what language do they speak? English or french?

[gblackburn]

Tell the moose that Rocky is your cousin and you know Bullwinkle, that'll work trust me I'm a moosefessional

[chrisemerson]

When them ears go back you better be gone! Cause they will stomp a mud hole in your ass! Most people don't realize how big moose or elk are! As big or bigger than a horse! Elk are bigger than miniature horses! They're probably in between!

[georgemckenzie]

Dude.really running ain't going to do s**t against a moose do you not realize a fully grown moose and run upwards to 30+ mph are to crazy you can't run from something when fully grown the males only predator is one moose of its own size or an animal that ain't even on land (orca/killed whale) (according to casual geographic)