Summer as a pale person is rough | Jim Gaffigan

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Jim Gaffigan is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and producer. He presently has 6 stand up specials on Netflix and 4 on Amazon Prime Video. He wrote 2 New York Times Best Sellers DAD IS FAT and FOOD: A Love Story

[drewtheunspoken]

As a pale person currently dealing with skin cancer, you should definitely stay inside. Forever.

[maenad]

“Not as dark skinned as me”
Lololol😂lololol

[mickeysmith]

He is absolutely right! if you have very pale or fair skin, don’t even leave the house😂

[Mary_O]

A redhead friend from my younger years said if he went outside, he'd catch on fire.🤣

[elisabethherzog]

I so relate 😂 where I live it’s been in the upper 90’s like everyday and full sun…I do not go outside or I will catch fire. If I do have to go outside I have a long sleeve shirt, pants and a hat, or I just wait until the sun has gone down pretty much all the way. I’m definitely the family vampire and proud of it 😅

[MLMLW]

Honey, I'm the same way. I have to put on SPF 30 sunscreen 30 minutes before I get out in the sun to give it time to absorb into my skin then I reapply it every 30-45 minutes unless I get wet then I immediately apply it when I get out of the water. It's a pain in the butt but I'm not interested in getting skin cancer.

[KaneCats-ME]

I really want a UV hat! I'd wear UV clothes if they looked more "normal"...but I want a big ol' floppy hat! Lol. 😂😂😂😂😂

[sandyescoto]

I feel like a vampire, it gets so hot, I feel like I'm going to catch on fire and burn up when I walk outside! That's N.C. now, which is sad!

[grapetomatogirl]

🎶Banana Boat🎶Pockets🎶
*We’ve got you covered,
so your skin doesn’t become a
CrispyCrustyTenderFlakyCrust!

Be well, stay kind and blessings to all✨

[LukasCarrein]

i think every streamer has this problem too they can never leave the house to touch grass they just all have pale white skin

[mermaidmoon]

I know the pain...I'm a pale Italiane woman. I cover every inch in sunscreen. I don't care! 😂

[iemjay]

Time to invest in lightweight UV protective clothing, or do what Asians do, and just carry around an umbrella.

[duaneburrisate]

Be sure to feed those children's lots of raw beef... Keep them from beach binging... Sunbathers are awfully tasty in appearance.😊

[annhowcroft]

My parents sent us to the beach to get rid of us in the summer.

[Dani-ICU-RN]

@jimgaffigan lol...I think we may have u beat...! AND, we're in Ft Lauderdale

[MarkisWillis]

This was not a live stand up. It's a laugh track background. Fake.