Lies Parents Told Their Kids

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[saphirarose]

That keeping my eyes crossed for a long time will make them stay that way.

[macaronweasley]

Biggest lie: I don't have a favourite

[brookeross]

*“Normal cows give milk, brown cows give chocolate milk, and pink cows give strawberry milk.”*

I have only one friend whos parents didn’t tell them this

[reccahpoetry]

My mom used to tell me if kids talk back to their parents, they would be hung upside down then become cashews.

[solseclipse]

My teacher in Pre-K told us that if we talked, we'd turn into goats, get sent off to a goat farm, and never see our family again

[goaway.]

My dad told me he would come back.











Biggest lie I've heard

[natsuki]

The biggest lie is when they say
*“Just tell me, I won’t get mad”*

[lailai]

Parents: You can tell me anything, I won't get mad. (Gets mad)

Also Parents: Why won't my kid talk to me?

[alyaawaad]

My parents told me when I was little that if I poked my belly button too much my stomach would open up-

[saphirarose]

That eating carrots will help me see in the dark.
I could have avoided eating all those carrots 😂

[vynnie]

"It was illegal to turn the lights on in the car while driving at night"

I was told this lie but it was different. My mom said if I turned the lights on at night, the police were gonna come to our car and pull us over thinking that something was wrong.

*no officer I'm just trying to find the stupid thing I dropped that's lost in the seat belt section. That's like a mini Bermuda Triangle you know!*

[lame-y]

My older sister told that when humans go extinct roaches would take over the world and i believed it for 5 years just like sana she got told this and i thought i was the only one

[salvettee]

Uh let’s see-

Santa Claus
The tooth fairy
That staring at a TV or screen all day damages your eyes
That good grades will get you far in life

[allthatjazzwithevee]

My mom once told me when I was in first grade and I quote, "You can’t see the board because you eat to much candy" that was after I told her I couldn’t see the board in class for weeks. We found out I needed glasses 2 years later

[ellagracexx]

Hi, I'm staying up to see the clocks go forward I'm wierd like that... 😂😂😂😂

[lilileetried]

my mother told me when i was 5 or so i was found in the trash and i cry all day

[babieami]

where has “vegetable world” been my whole life 😮💔

[solseclipse]

My mom told me I was actually a dolphin when I was little bc I was obsessed with them. I blame her for turning me into a Jotaro simp <3

[spdy_yt]

Once my dad told me "your not barbie, your smart" I am not barbie but I'm a dumbf-

[kenzie]

My mum would tell me that when the ice cream van stopped playing music it had ran out of ice cream. 🥲
Edit: omg I literally just got to the part of the video where someone says that