The Weirdest Lies Parents Tell Their Kids

Parents say the darndest things.

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[AD-hsoj]

When my parents accuse me of lying, I look at them and shout "TOOTH FAIRY, EASTER BUNNY, SANTA"

[timithyplayzminecraft]

Me: (at a store) can I get a toy ?
Dad: next time

[kelly-gwpt]

My mom told me if i eat too much chicken I will turn into a chicken.

[remiiniscent]

For about 10 years I believed that if I accidently swallowed a watermelon seed, a watermelon would grow in my belly. Also, that's what caused a 4 year old me to ask random pregnant strangers if they recently swallowed watermelon seeds.

[AlexB-cdjp]

Everyone in my family told me that if I eat the seeds in a watermelon, then I would grow a tree in my stomach.

[appellationsobriquet]

“I never would have done that when I was your age.”

[oneeva]

My parents told me that if I said a cuss word I would go to

[sydneym.]

My mom told me that if I rolled my eyes they could get stuck and wouldn't go back to normal

[dtacoms]

The comments are funnier than the lies in the video lol

[lilygarcia]

my mom said if I stay out to late with my friends (8:30) dolls would rise from the ground and eat my fingers and toes off

[iamarobot]

(*HAVE YOUR PARENTS EVER TOLD YOU THESE LIES?*)

1) "Oh honey, this tastes delicious."
2) "That drawing is FANTASTIC!"
3) "Mommy, can I play with you're phone?" "No sweety, My phone is dead."
4)  "Your mom and I are going to bed, too."
5) "No, I don't think you're getting a shot at the doctor's today."
6) "The dog ate your candy."
7) "Santa clause is real"
8) "It was the tooth fairy"
9) "Babies are made when two people really love each other."
10) "Santa/The Easter Bunny/The Tooth Fairy doesn't come if you don't poop in the potty."
11) "I think your favorite stuffed animal is on vacation."
12) "The toy store/candy store/Disney World is closed."
13) "We're all out of ice cream."
14)  "We won't let anything happen to you."
15) "Your mom and I were just... wrestling."

[mikellegraham]

Dad can we get pizza?!

No.. Pizza shops aren't open on Tuesdays

[kaycieromano]

My mom told me that if I made a silly face and held it for too long my face would freeze like that forever... I still don't hold them for more than like 10 seconds.

[angell.collado]

My dad told us that a serial killer was someone who kills a person, takes cereal, pours it onto their butt, pours milk on their butt & then shoves a spoon inside. Never believed it but thought it was hilarious!

[asiabug]

My parents told me when the ice cream truck song played that meant he was out of ice cream..

[HoveringLifeless]

My dad told me he was going to the store to buy milk and never came back home.

[wolfteef]

"If you eat your vegetables your eyes will glow and you will see in the dark!"

[katemurphy]

Not one of my parents, but my sister told me that after you flush the toilet, Bloody Mary comes out of the mirror. To this day I'm still terrified to look in the mirror or stand in the bathroom after I flush

[eliebarbar]

My parents told me to always throw my fallen teeth on the ground where there is sunshine and say "Oh sun, take away the tooth of a donkey and give me the tooth of a deer." Why mom why?

[GunerzPGBC]

When I was a child my dad told me the biggest lie of them all.

He said that when I grow up I could become anything I wanted. That was a lie, because I will never become the king of the United Arab Republic or Spiderman.... #ThanksObama