The weirdest water bottle you can buy

People get suspicious if they see you carrying an ornate teapot around. But with the Assassin's Water Bottle they won't suspect a thing!

[jimmytaco]

I can’t imagine why carrying around an ornate teapot would be in any way suspicious.

[jon]

A normally closed rubber button for each hole would be ideal. Pushing either button would break its seal against the inside of the bottle.

[MinuteEarth]

Instead of “premium durable materials” we heard “premium gerbil materials” at 01:34 which made us think this was one of those water bottles you had to hang upside down and lick the little metal ball inside to make work

[artisticcrossbreed]

I love the commitment to the b-roll at the beginning of having a teapot just spilling in your backpack for no reason. Like I would have taken your word for it

[rush]

instead of rubber stoppers.... why not reverse the function of the bottle and make it so both are sealed always. And have a push button that opens a certain chamber; instead of closing a hole to choose the opposite chamber.
i feel like this would be a more elegant solution.

[Eppimedia]

Steve Mould and Michael Stevens have combined their powers to create Steve Stevens - the ultimate fluid dynamics Youtuber. All must bow before their knowledge of odd facts and interesting merch.

[mildlydispleased]

"Made in China in homage to the original Ming Dynasty assassins and their teapots"

Lol.

[soundsgoodtome]

Please offer a version that is NOT printed with anything (neither the bottle, nor the cozy). For many of us, simple and minimal is best.

[Mstevering]

Really like the idea, but I'm disappointed I can't choose my sleeve and inscription when buying just one bottle. I'm not a fan of the Schrödinger's design and I wouldn't mind paying more for the Assassin's version, but not 159. And 65 for a bottle and sleeve I don't like the look of that much just for the (again, great) concept is also a hard sell to my wallet.

[MrRolnicek]

You've missed the obvious usecase when your child wants to drink whatever it is you are drinking but you want to drink some caffeinated or sweetened drink which the child should probably avoid.

[happyvirus]

0:18 when you're friends with Michael, this is normal 💀

[MADMAXX-]

I said it on Michael's short as well:
This needs an insulated version. For hot and cold drinks at the same time!

[mrZanZibar]

Well I found out very quickly why the prices were blurred out in the video

[JosiGold]

AH i see we have entered the era of an unhinged Steve Mould!! Brace yourselves

[Ampersand]

0:54 the ammount of tension in that scene, the level of acting. it just feels real, jsut the dynamic of that relationship goes beyond the room and the moment. great acting. I want a full lenght movie. and we all already know the title.

[TylerDollarhide]

0:14 average conversation between real friends.

[WhiteWolf]

Are you for real? You make options of how it can look but paywall them so I have to buy the complete highest priced package to get the design I want? Despicable!

[sebbes]

3:00 Her: "NO! Stop pouring! The cup is overflowing!" ;P

[ziitrone]

This brings hiding alcohol to a whole new level.

[MorselOfBread]

Officer: have you been drinking tonight?
Driver: yep, it's just water. Take a sip.