🛠WELCOME TO B&Q🛠

Greeters Guild thwarted once more….

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[Ultimady]

You heard it here first, B&Q think customer service is a waste of time and they wish only misery upon their clientele. Shocking.

[corg_]

"you don't like friendliness? fair enough, I'm off-brand."

so subtle yet so brutal.

[sideshowflob]

“Customers complaining that your greeting them” lmao the most British thing ever

[MarkSmith-vxzy]

As a (reluctant) B&Q customer, I can confirm that friendliness and greeting is most definitely off-brand!

[JaEDLanc]

B&Q staff are the most unhelpful set of individuals I’ve ever met, that woman just sums them up!

[meandering]

I really do hope that senior B&Q management take note of this. Troy has shone a light on an endemic attitude issue across our retail and 'service' sector. B&Q need to get into the 21st century!

[groundhoglife]

Troy is brilliant 😂 there’s some right miserable sods though . B&Q need to train their staff how to smile 🙈

[jlynogb]

"You don't want smiles on everybody's faces?""

"No"

[jerrybeichner]

I’ve been sent from Reddit. I have subscribed to encourage more of this good nature.

[Masada]

You just somehow gave me a glimpse of a world that would be so lovely to live in, thank you

[lindseyankers]

‘I’m off brand’ 😂😂best line ever 🤗🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

[CliveBilby]

I agree with the Manager! Off brand, you should have hidden in Tile section trying to avoid customers questions. B&Q, the "Where's Wally" of DIY Stores. Fence paint, that's in the paint section, you finally found it? Marvellous! What's that, you now need a Fence to go with it and you've looked in the Timber section? That's because it is in the Garden section, only two miles away!

[jamessidmouth]

EVERY LINE IS PURE GOLD. "Enjoy your bamboo"

[dandersonanza]

This is inspired comedy. I love that you insist on a kind greeting even as the ladies are talking to you.

[Mard]

B&q women's husband must be so happy what a barrel of fun she is .

[ShougoAmakusa]

Saw this on the r/CasualUK subreddit. Splendid job sir. If I may say so, I would have loved to be greeted by such a polite, eloquent gentleman.

[lagoondiver]

All right, it's 2AM at the moment. I wanted to go to bed half an hour ago and now I found out about you and your videos and I can't stop watching. Every one of these has me floored 🤣

[regworld]

"Welcome to B & Q I hope you find everything you need."
No! we don't want that!

[jcawt]

Please, keep doing these. They’re amazing

[ib]

B&Q would be a trip of a life time if I were greeted by your presence good sir!