Teachers, What Was the Most BS Answer You’ve Seen on a Test? | School Stories #77

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[brooke]

10th grade biology: question was something like "what are ribosomes", classmate said "ribosomes are protein, protein is meat, and meat is good"

[Tatkitten]

Not me but my dad. He had this math teacher who was known for being strict. He gave them once a single but complicated math problem as homework and they had to show their work. It was either you got a point or none. The day after they turned it in my dad got his had was given 1/2 a point. The teacher than proceeded to say “everyone either got a pass or didn’t, except (my dad), who did the problem wrong but got the correct answer regardless and made me spend four hours trying to figure out what the hell he did.”

[jaceru]

Saw this on Discord:
Bob has 36 candy bars. He eats 29, what does he have now?
A: Diabetes, bob now has diabetes.

[thecoolaxolotlnova]

"And now ill present my essay. **ahem**

Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow..."

[tamkumi]

In my freshman year of high school my teacher gave us a quiz. When we were done with our quizzes, we were also supposed to take someone else's quiz and grade said quiz as the teacher went over the answers. One of the questions was, "What was used to decipher the hieroglyphics?", and the quiz I got had the answer, "Google Translate".

[CameronMetrejean]

In middle school our literature teacher told us about how one year when she taught a Christmas Carol she had the The question on the test of how did old Marley leave Scrooge’s place. The answer is that he flew out the window amongst other damned ghosts. But she said someone answered “ he disappeared in a flaming snowball.” The kicker; about seven other students had the same answer revealing they were all sharing answers.

[wally]

On the IB mandarin test all I did was write the question lmaoooo

I can't hold a simple conversation in mandarin if my life depended on it

[derpyderp]

4:40 I would've been that guy who brought a salt shaker to school and said because they don't have and then get the shaker out and shake it

[kait]

This was a few years ago and I accidentally took a university based class (they marked it as open) and I was completely overwhelmed, I told that teacher I was dropping the class soon and in the meanwhile I had to take a test before everything was done and I could officially drop the class. I had no idea what I was doing so I made whole bunch and funny answers such as; "How is sedimentary rock formed?" "They use the magical powers of science." And "What are the melting points of *blank*" "Hella." The teacher got back to me and said "These are some of the most creative answers I have ever marked, I was very entertained when I was marking this."

[heartroll]

My brother is a supply teacher and was filling in for the actual teacher. The students had to do an assignment on exploring 3 careers (This class is called Civics and Careers and is needed to pass high school here in Canada). One kid put criminal and my brother wrote ‘Gave me a laugh, but not a career.’ He gave the kid a 50 and the kid was pissed.

[CreepersNeedHugs]

2:27 I mean, he’s not wrong. Can’t get more accurate. I really hope I get an assignment like this that includes the option of doing the POV of a pet.
“Woof Woof Woof Woof Bark Woof Bark Bark Woof…”
“Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow…”
“Chirp Chirp Chirp Chirp Chirp Chirp…”

[PowerStruggle]

first one I was expecting John to include "Community Verified icon Verified. Open in Google Translate. Feedback" not use the wrong language

[thejabberwocky]

3:27 Holy shit, 14 final assessments in a week? In 4th grade? Chill.

[PowerStruggle]

"Glaciers were involved with the great lakes by forming them"

He isnt wrong

[mapletreepower]

My exam answer
Q:How you do you pay less tax
A: commit tax evasion

[wschnabel]

Saw one of those other school reddit videos and some teacher asked what happened in 1986, the student answered it was after be fair some major events happend that year from the UK Mad cow outbreak, Chernobyl, the Challenger incident and the launch of the Mir space station.

[a.w.]

One day we had a question about 4 ways to produce less carbon dioxide and for some reason my answer "We can stop breathing" was considered incorrect... I was in middle school and run out of concepts.

[atecha]

im an 21st century lit teacher and for my first assignment i made my students listen to sunday candy by chance the rapper and donnie trumpet and write an essay based on it. i can’t remember what i set as the question but one of the kids said “now i know what you’re thinking, ‘cHaNcE tHe RaPpEr IsNt A rEaL rApPeR!!1!’” im—

[rockinrootbeer]

I try to block all memories from the short time I was a teacher... However, in grade school on a test it asked for words that used the prefix "mono." Being the dumb kid I was I thought "mono e mono (mispelleing of mano a mano) and just "mono" (as in infectious mononucleosis) were correct answers... they weren't.

[keels]

I'm not a teacher but one time on a quiz (not a test) in my sr HS economics class last year, there was a question about the name for something, I can't remember what it was but it was something that everyone kinda should do, like saving or trying to avoid debt or whatever. I couldn't remember the term so I just put "common sense" lol