Dropping my Big Tasty burger in the river

My aim: to "accidentally" drop my Big Tasty burger from McDonald's in the river, then create a Kickstarter campaign to cash in on people's pity, thus affording me lots more burgers down the line.

My execution: poor. Just look at how hammy my acting is. I didn't accrue a penny.

[carlwheezerofsouls]

imagine going for a stroll and you see the remains of this dudes burger floating down, id fucking burst into tears.

[orangeismyfavoritecolor]

I misread the title as “Dipping my Big Tasty burger into a river, ” and for a second I was like “Yeah, uh... flavor, I guess.”

[Xenuos]

I can't believe you've done this

[Snowstorm...]

I just realized this was made by Matt Rose... This was probably my introduction to his channel and I never even realized it

[todotodolikesyou]

Same energy as "Aye, you know your boy got his free taco-"

[SimplyFizz]

The backstory behind this is that in a blog post, Matt was looking at ways to get free McDonald's and one of the methods was crowdfunding, with a fake story that he dropped it in a river LOL.

[podiacider]

Lyrics: Big, muthafuckin’ tasty— woah, shit!

[JukeboxMinecraft]

I'm literally shaking and crying right now I can't believe you actually dropped your big tasty burger in the river

[HankThePimpHill]

What do you do with a sunken burger?
What do you do with a sunken burger?
What do you do with a sunken burger
Floating in the river?

[zetasann]

If i saw that burger floating down the river, i'd fall to my knees and start sobbing.

[theinfamousoutlaw]

The Legend of Burger Tears of The Matt

[buscentral]

I miss when burger was in hand and not river...

[cultofmrozinski]

I was upset about food waste, then I remember fish and birds exist.

[Wally_Walterz]

Rest in peace, burger. Gone but not forgotten.

[natralskitsophrenia]

Showed my mum this clip, and she and I couldn't stop laughing for about 5 minutes XD

[LavenderJJ_]

Meanwhile, about a mile down river, a nice family are having a picnic by the water's edge, when they see the remains of someone's burger casually float by

[sallysobstory]

not only am I offended as an American, but I'm also offended as a broke-ass minimum wage worker

[sweetsour]

I literally felt my stomach sink. How tf did this make me sad? It's a fucking cheeseburger

[Mandy-shortss]

Imagine seeing burger organs in the river

[TetyLike]

For the deaf people, I'll add lyrics.

[music playing]
Big mother hugging tasty burger
well shipped
[applause]