Everything Wrong With Alien: Resurrection in 21 Minutes or Less

Sigourney Weaver comes back to life, but I'm not sure it did much to bring the Alien franchise back to life. Anyhow, Alien Resurrection happened. Here are some sins.

•Writers•
Chris

•Other Links•

[fredsalter]

When Ripley 7 begs, "Kill me..." I bet she meant quickly, like with a pistol, not a FLAME THROWER!!

[brandonbrady]

Surprised that you didn't remove a sin in the scene where Ripley throws a basketball over her head and makes a basket in just one take.

[bobfleischmann]

I always crack up for the "Prometheus School of Running Away From Things" references!

[foxbruner]

"We really do deserve to be eaten by Xenomorphs" is pretty much the one thing consistent and intentional across every entry in the Alien franchise.

[_GeneralMechanics_]

Since Disney now owns Fox and with it the ALIEN franchise, that makes Ellen Ripley the most badass Disney Princess of all time.
*REMOVE ONE SIN*

[joaoseniferromorichon]

15:11
"I don't know why everyone is acting so shocked. They've all seen stranger things"
You were scouting an opportunity to make that reference

[theoseibold]

"Draymond Green" 🤣🤣🤣 I had to mop up the iced tea I was drinking. Thank you.

[GeeVanderplas]

9:47 Well, the queen did take the elevator in Aliens...

[ciaran_g]

No sin off for Ron Perlman’s best line?

Ripley: “So… who do I have to fuck to get off this boat?”
Johner: “I can get you off. Maybe not the boat, but…”

[scottyp]

Considering the fact that ALL xenomorphs are genetic hybrids of their host (that's the whole point of the face-hugger and the reason the xenomorph in the last movie was a small, fast, quadruped) the idea that the clones would be all mixed up makes perfect sense in this universe.

[TheWarmachine]

The Alien just wanted to go for a walk.

A very enthusiastic walk.

[ZekeStaright]

13:34 I mean, yeah, they've ALWAYS known when hosts are around, it's kinda their thing

[danelaborn]

I can't believe you didn't remove a sin for the basketball shot.

[alanbear]

The xenos knew where to set up the ambush because they also had DNA from the sharks in Deep Blue Sea.

[andrewcoulthard-clark]

When Ripley says "Who do I have to F to get off this ship?", Ron Pearlman replies "I can get you off...maybe not the ship though..."

They released the shooting script along with the movie, and this line wasn't in it.😊

[koffeekage]

You forgot to remove a sin for the halfcourt shot being a real shot and not a trick.

[EarthenDam]

No sin for 5:06 where they call a M1911 pistol a “Cowboy” gun?

Also the thank you might have been a Spaceballs reference from the self destruct scene.

[jeffreymercado]

The Kids In The Hall reference was immensly appreciated. lmao

[AnikMonette]

"This guy's water broke..."

It didn't take much, but I'm dead!😂

[jjj-qg]

sin for missing how malleable the weights are at 4:51-4:55 when attacking Ripley they bend instead of staying straght.