Everything Wrong With Jurassic World Dominion in 22 Minutes or Less

Jurassic World: Dominion sure is a movie. It's a movie we could have done without. And now, to remind you of why, here are all of its sins.

Thursday: Quirky '90s sins.

Remember, no movie is without sin. Which movie's sins should we count next?

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[christophercalderon]

Man I remember going into this movie with zero expectations and still felt underwhelmed

[needoxygen]

This goes to show that even if you have,
•great cast of actors
•legacies reprising roles
•great visual and cgi artists
•a big budget
•DINOSAURS!!!
You can still accomplish to make a movie boring and forgettable.

[matthewmccoy]

should’ve added a bonus sin round and added 1, 000 sins for every person that did the hand gesture thing to ward off dinosaurs.

[shelbyg.]

I would like to sin the fact that they made a point in the last movie that Masie didn’t have an English accent, and yet in this movie after living with two people for four years with *American* accents, she has a very strong *English* accent.

[doctor-malcolm]

Surprised Jeremy didn't sin the fact that Blue somehow tracked down Owen, Claire, and Maisie after the last movie, then made a nest, laid, and hatched Beta in what’s essentially their backyard without any of them noticing. Blue’s basically been their secret neighbor for at least several months!

[ayezz]

My biggest ick with this movie is so hard to describe it’s just so Hollywood. It doesn’t feel like a film it just feels like a sequel it’s hard to explain. The characters are invincible and things happen just for the sake of them happening

[Memelord]

To quote Ian Malcom, “That is one big pile of shit.”

[Phaota]

You forgot to sin the concept that a small group of dinos that escaped in "Fallen Kingdom" somehow managed to populate the entire world. Also, a Pteranodon's claws and beak could not rip through a plane's strong metal body without taking serious damage in the process.

[RA-uiyw]

Ah yes let’s make a dinosaur movie about bugs, disease and agricultural concerns. Exactly what the audience wants

[jedi_cat_l]

4:33
Imagine my shock when for once Cinemasins didn't sin this with "you better come look at this cliche" I was 1000% expecting Jeremy to say that and now im not sure what to feel.

[tuajeaw]

I'm surprised you didn't have any sin during the scene where Owen eject Clair out of the plane to save her from the plane being attacked by flying dinosaur (which put her in more danger), and by doing so made Clair fall in to the forest full with dinosaurs (which put her in even more danger).

[rickcasedrinksbud]

The “are there gonna be any dinosaurs in this dinosaur movie” like the original had me dying

[leonardomedeiros]

To be fair, the car leaving a tunnel and finding a dinossaur at the other end is the driver's fault. That happens in real life y'know. Even without dinossaurs. People leave tunnels and find there's a curve with a cliff right after the tunnel and they fall in it because they're supposed to drive slower at the end of tunnels but they're dumb.

[JH-cspy]

22:05 I think "God DAMMIT, Blue!" is one of my favorite sound bites from this series in long time. Just need an animated gif of Jeremy with veins popping out of his neck, fingers clawing the top of his head...the pinnacle of exasperated incredulity. 🤣

[lexjjohnson]

The dedication to no sin removals has to be one of the best things ever 😂

[thatfishguy]

I love how they hyped up this franchise building up to dinosaurs being released in the public. And they have some cool ass dinosaurs to work with, too! Baryonx, Carnotaurus, Allosaurus, the T. rex, all the flying reptiles, and even the mosasaurus! And they showed us like none of that. The cut prologue was literally the best part of the movie.

[MightySoul]

I’m surprised he didn’t sin the fact Chris Pratt stopped the para with a rope, his legs, a tree stump, and sheer f-ing will without a single broken bone

[bubbledoubletrouble]

14:37 In order to smell something, particles of that thing have to reach your nose. The water is preventing whatever is causing her to be smelly from wafting up. To smell her, whatever gunk is on her would have to be washed off AND it would have to float to the top of the water AND then volatile enough to escape surface tension and float up into the air.

At some point Jeremy is going to learn that water can in fact block/diminish odors, thermal signatures (Minority Report), and other things. But not today apparently.

[jaystudios]

I love the part where they solve the ending of Fallen Kingdom by not solving the ending of Fallen Kingdom. Truly one of the movies of all time

[BenjaminRose]

Universal Studios probably had the same conversation with Sam Neill to bring him back to the franchise that the Kirbys had with Alan Grant in Jurassic Park III: “I can write all kinds of numbers on this check.”