Mathematicians vs. Physics Classes be like...

Today we are going to see how mathematical individuals act in physicists classes :^) Starring mah main spider Andrew mfin' Dotson! =D
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[yikes]

My physics teacher explained us the difference between a mathematician and a physicist. Imagine both are at a traffic light, the mathematician will wait until the traffic light indicates he can cross the street and he will even check whether all cars are stopped, and he will arrive safely at the other end. On the other hand, the physicist won't even look at the traffic light and will directly cross the street, if he arrives safely, it means the traffic light was likely to be green and if he doesn't, it means it wasn't green.

[kmbbmj]

Mathematician: You can't divide by 0.

Physicist: It will cancel out with another infinity later on.

[Mysoi]

Mathematician: Let's find out the formula to calculate the shape of a human head.
Physicist: Let's pretend that it is a perfect sphere.

[chriss]

I just love coming back to these videos like twice a semester and understanding the jokes a little bit more each time

[jankom.]

Mathematician: we have to analyze everything through with logic, so that we know how to apply it.
Physicist: let's poke it, and see what happens.

[pyglik]

Basically:
Physicist: Let's make our lives easier by assumptions and aproximations.
Mathematician: No.

[Vojtaniz]

My physics professor at the university: "If any matematician saw this, they would rip their hair off, but we will divide the whole equation by the dx".

[abdullahmohamed]

Physicist : the gravity is a curvature of space-time
Mathematician: a vector is a vector bitch

[razzmatazz]

hahaha i remember when i was studying physics, there was another guy who was graduating in math and physics at the same time and used to interrupt all the time with comments like this. we lost a lot of time. until the professor, who was a guy who looked like a heavy metal musician and was not very patient, told him "Boy, we are physicists. We dont give a fuck".

[Stephmusiculture]

Programmer : Is there an algorithm to solve this more efficiently?

[oppsybob]

"This proof is trivial you can just do it on your own for practice."

-Official Moto of Physics Professors

[francoisperrin]

When mathematicians and physicists work well together, they produce astonishing science. However, they usually don't get along so physicists tend to do nonsensical mathematics and mathematicians do abstract mathematics without any applications for centuries to come

[Datboy]

Theorem: if you go the gym and work out, your physical condition will improve.

Proof: exercise

[Trixbeat]

An engineer, a physicist and a mathematician traveling in Wales for the first time notice a black sheep.

Engineer: Oh, sheep in Wales are black.
Physicist: Oh, there exists black sheep in Wales.
Mathematician: Oh, there exists at least one sheep in Wales, and at least one side of it is black.

[Ehrentraud]

I remember a mathematics prof teaching a lecture on stochastic differential equations to physicists saying: „Teaching to physicists is like being a grand parent: All the fun, no responsibility!“

[m_]

Okay everyone, find the volume of a cow!

Engineer: okay I'll submerge the cow in water and see the volume change.

Mathematician: I'm going to slice the cow into geometric figures who's volume I can solve for

Physics: well that's easy, first I'll assume the cow is a sphere

[harnarius]

“and by higher order, I mean after the first term” I FUCKI G CHOKED

[jrr]

When faced with a problem:
Mathematician: I cannot prove, I'm stuck!
Physicist: I solved it, but it only applies to spherical chickens in vacuum
Engineer: Let me show you how is done

[YosmHere]

Mathematician: Argues about illogical result
Physicist: *It is what it is*

[someonesomewheresometime]

heh. this made me think of the following hypothetical scenario:

what if for some cruel reason a physics journal decided to add pure mathematicians as reviewers for the articles submitted to said journal?