4 Types of Coffee Drinkers

Which one are you?? ☕️

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[BeardedHeroThe]

It bothers me slightly that when you get to the snob that you use a standard blade grinder for the beans instead of a burr grinder. DID YOU THINK ACTUAL SNOBS WOULDN'T NOTICE?

[dragons_red]

"I got a two-fer with a coupon, I'd call that a fair trade"
Perfect

[repapeti]

We buy coffee beans because my parents found 3 microgramms of sawdust or whatever in the pre-ground package. Boy I sure enjoy the sound the grinder makes in the morning. Sounds like a lawnmower going through a rock garden.

[PhantomSavage]

You forgot me.

The guy that dumps 80% of the sugar dispenser's contents right into the mug with a half cup of heavy cream before throwing in a shot glass of the black stuff and calls it "coffee"

[deputydonutlife]

For the coffee snob, you need a bur grinder, a scale, and a temperature controlled electric kettle for precise temp water. Great video though. Lol.

[rosegoldhiips]

I'm a Starbucks barista and you portrayed like half the customers I get with that baristas nightmare one 🤣

[jefffinkbonner]

And then there’s the grandpa who’s squarely the first guy here but winds up at a Starbucks randomly, squints at the menu board, and just says: “I’ll have one of those vanilla bullshit things.”

[kostyayatsuk]

A variant of the snob: The collector. Has the most different ways to make coffee and uses them all depending on mood, weather, coffee type, etc... May or may not be me

[randomcub]

I showed the coffee snob part to my friend’s dad (who is coffee snob) and his reaction was: “A true snob would not use that grinder”

[GraceLJW]

Having worked at Starbucks, I actually loved the complicated drink orders when people were nice. It felt so awesome whenever I'd finally learn a regular's crazy drink order have it starting by the time they'd come in each day.

[abbyelliott]

As a decaf drinker with raging anxiety, I have never felt more accurately offended

[discman]

You're missing one: the belligerent addict who brags about needing ten cups and screams at you until they get it

[kyletroyer]

Charlie is clearly not an actual coffee snob as a snob would never use a blade grinder to grind beans. 😂

[ajmacphoto]

Not sure if it was intentional, but grinding coffee with a magic bullet blender was some high level trolling. So many corrections from the coffee snob crowd. 😂 (To be clear, I’m a huge “coffee snob” to the point the TSA has searched my bag because of all the beans and coffee gear I was carrying.)

[jektonoporkins]

I am so guilty of number 1. If I actually do have to go to a coffee place, my order is usually “I’ll take the largest cup of the darkest coffee you have.”

[ryanebrecht]

"It's little, but goes a long way...just like me" genuinely made me burst out laughing. 😂

[isaiahrohrabcker]

As a coffee snob watching him dump those beans in a nutri blender was more difficult than seeing folgers

[pugmo]

The fiend. "Check this out, it has 300mg of caffeine per cup. How does it taste? No clue, haven't really paid attention. A pitcher when I wake up, a cup before bed to keep the shakes away. Switched to this from bang energy when I started adding up my energy drink expenses, bought a new car with the savings."

[Alex-ishk]

When I was a waitress in a small town in Montana, an old man told me that only women and children put cream in their coffee. Which made me question what children he knows drinks coffee. Hahahaha.

[raiderjohnthemadbomber]

We got a coffee grinder (not chopper ) as a wedding gift. Just for giggles we bought some beans at Traders Joes, knowing nothing about the various types of beans. We'll celebrate our 39th anniversary this year and we've never looked back! I bought a chopper after the first grinder gave out after 20 years. We endured it about 2 weeks and threw it out and bought another burr grinder. We also endured the Northridge earthquake, I was forced to use a manual grinder and a Melita pot on a camp stove. We quickly became the most popular neighbors on the block!