Guide To Candy Trading

An oldie... but necessary for your post Halloween trading activities

[erikm]

Remember that a full size candy acts as a multiplier to the value of any pile. Throwing a regular snickers on top of a bunch of fun-sizes can give the impression that there are more regular sizes in the pile. It's a risky move, but can pay off big if you play it right.
This works best with kitkats, which have one of the smaller full:fun size ratios.

[chrishansen]

*My school automatically turns into an economy after Halloween*

[Kotsugi_]

You see, the real scare is that you thought you enjoyed a buzzfeed video

[OofusTwillip]

There's a rare exception to the "Apple-givers are going to Hell" rule. Anyone who's related to a carnival-owner, and uses the authentic carnival recipe to make red candy apples from scratch. My mom used to do that.

[techforever]

“Nerds are technically inert pop rocks”

I laughed so damn hard😂😂

[Dragunta]

"And that is how the candy trader do."


I half expected him to say that.

[robojumadecreier]

*Smoking -> Marijuana -> President*

[xNiitro]

"Set aside butterfingers, mounds, and almond joys for the mom and dad tax"


HOW DID YOU KNOW

[Green-lbis]

A sad change in recent years strikes the economy hard. The once base currency has been split in two, left Twix and right Twix... The effects of this are unknown yet, but experts predict that this may be a dark year for the candy trade.

[huh]

Over the years the amount of times this has been in my reccomended is crazy.

[zany_fps]

“Do you have any special talents?”

zefrank1: *Professional Candy Trader*

[sophiestanton]

Why is this an actual chart to life

“If they like dark chocolate be nice to them bc they’ll probably be your boss some day”

[sarahosborne]

"Although Nerds are technically inert Pop Rocks, they should be grouped seperately."
I love this so much.

[janetreid]

I love how Heath Bars are so irrelevant they weren't even in the video.

[grandmacat]

When the buzzfeed logo appeared I had a mini heart attack.

[addison]

“She cried for three and a half years.” Same girl, same.

[aidenbar]

Hard To Swallow Pills:
You just enjoyed a Buzzfeed video

[yandhrew]

See y'all next year when this is recommended to us again.

[VanRukh]

0:29 She cried for 3 and a half years.

This video was uploaded 10/31/2014.
Zefrank1 disappeared then reappeared 4/24/2018.

Zefrank1 was crying about his fake unicorn eggs all this time.

[flibbernodgets]

I love how it makes a strange sort of hyper-real sense. Like, I can totally imagine some alternate universe where candy trading is so important that people look up guides like this.