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[simonium]

"Sorry sir but the ice cream machine is broken"

My 357. Magnum Snub Nosed Revolver:

[YellowPredator]

the 7 foot tall monster under my bed when the bed starts shaking violently after i brought in the lotion

[alexc]

"Sorry sir, you can't go 120 in a school zone"
The suicide vest:

[Thefloorsspeakyiddish]

Cashier: "That'll be a Smith & Wesson .38 Special Revolver"
The $13.72 in my pocket:

[terminalius]

"Unfortunately, we're all out of Spicy Chicken Nuggets today sir, please come back next time!"

AR-15:

[sin]

“You’re in $5000 in debt.”

The Minecraft house I built 4 years ago:

[carrottime]

"You may adopt this child. "
A nearby urinal:

[Unstoppable_Consumer]

"That'll be 9.55 sir"
The gas leak:

[paull]

Gf: Sorry but I'm losing feelings

My Level 120 epic wind katana that's effective against spearmen with heavy attacks that do damage, pressing triangle x3 is spear breaker and holding the button is typhoon kick, it's melee damage +6.0% and counter damage +13.9% with moon stance equipped and way of the flame for extra damage against brutes:

[masterchin.]

Me: Gets friendzoned

The level 15 mage with the level 20 freezing shards spell equipped as well as the moon staff:

[Keonn.]

"There is no chicken left"
The ice cube under my refrigerator:

[darthpyrrhus]

"The total is $27.93, anything else sir?"

The sawed off Remington Model 870 12 gauge pump action shotgun loaded with buckshot rounds underneath my coat:

[autistictomoya]

"You have a fine of 8470 dollars"
The acoustic guitar nobody owns:

[lordbruh]

“Can you pass me my keys?”

The dead homeless man in my basement:

[luvxo]

"Sorry, you cant come in a hazard zone."
That old pasta in the fridge:

[methadontelo]

“Sorry sir but the ice machine is broken“

My 8.8mm Anti tank gun mounted on a halftrack:

[Stannum]

Mom: we need to talk

The Samsung Galaxy S22 5G is powered by a Qualcomm SM8450 Snapdragon 8 Gen 1 (4 nm) CPU processor with 8GB RAM, 128GB ROM. The device also has a 6.1-inch Dynamic AMOLED 2X (1080 x 2340 pixels, 425 ppi) display. It has a Triple: 50 MP, f/1.8, 24mm (wide), 1/1.56", 1.0µm, Dual Pixel PDAF, OIS + 10 MP, f/2.4, 70mm (telephoto), 1/3.94", 1.0µm, PDAF, OIS, 3x optical zoom + 12MP rear camera and supports Wifi, Bluetooth, NFC, GPS, 4G LTE and 5G. It packs in a Li-Ion 3700 mAh, non-removable battery at 7.6mm device thickness and weight 167g, running on Android 12, One UI 4.1:

[Jazzyjasperss]

“Sorry ma’am, you cannot have this rotisserie chicken. It’s for my family.”

The 8 foot rat that’s been living in my walls since 1899:

[WFreddyFNaF]

Cop: you're under arrest.
The nuclear bomb in my ear:

[dacallp]

The waiter: Do you want it medium or rare?
The deflated rubber football with a pattern of 32 panels consisting of 20 hexagons and 12 pentagons which gives the ball its required spherical shape: