Kumalala Kumalala Kumala Savesta

Kumalala Kumalala Kumala Savesta

[chronic.paiinn]

Y’all getting outta pocket with these comments. 💀

[JMnd]

'Sir, you can't park here'

The 7 ft tall skinless corpse standing behind me:

[kh]

School children: getting shot at and killed

Police officers:

[aminre]

Teacher: how was everyone's weekend

The mp4 in my backpack:

[cheesy_CH]

Teacher: you have 28 missing assignments.

My 4.6 terabytes of fortnite feet:

[itwasiwhoasked]

Teacher: *erases board
Student: I wasn't done writing, sir.
Teacher:

[arekkusu]

“Ready or not, here I come”

The 50 Megaton nuke in my left nut:

[jon]

"babe im pregnant"

The milk in walmart:

[skeleton]

ukraine: "struggling to fight the war"

Vladimir Putin:

[YourFriendlyNeighborHoodRaTTT]

“Hey Sweetie Mommy Loves You!” The Tactical Nuke In My Cheeks:

[FreakyNite]

“We’re breaking up”

The sticks of dynamites I put under someone’s chair at the local subway:

[TheBDG]

My boss how was everyones day

The c4 under my desk

[aidiXd]

"me leaving the house"
My dog:

[surzaw]

“Listen Please just stop touching my Son”

The Registered Sex Offender down the block:

[crispbacon]

Me bringing a girl in my house
My cousin trying to impress my girl:

[memestervader]

Teacher: surprise maths test
70000 pounds of c4 strapped to my chest

[therat]

My math teacher: why didn’t you finished your assignments!!

The witness protection programs paper in my pocket:

[anngls]

My teacher: Did you guys have a fun weekend?

My AR-15 with Magpul Gen 3 PMAGs, Bobro Lowrider Back-Up Iron Sights, Sintercore Tripwire Ambidextrous Charging Handle, Luth-AR Modular Buttstock Assembly, Geissele G2S Trigger, Holosun Paralow Red Dot Sight, Caldwell Brass Catcher, and a Ergo Rail Covers:

[Bamaged_Drain]

"Can i borrow an extra pencil?"


The AR-15 in my bag:

[dankpenguin]

"Sorry, we don't have 'breast' milk."

The gas leak inside the restaurant: