TOXIC Cups and Celebs | The Internet Report

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[sb__]

i like how when stanley was like "yeah, guys, there's a bit of lead in there" hydroflask swooped in there like "we have never used lead, and if you do you're STUPID"

[itsacheetah]

The funny thing is that because of the amount of crap that goes down daily, there will never not be something to report on, which is sad but you know what's just how it is.

[ellaelliott]

A mom revealed that at school someone STOLE her disabled daughter’s Stanley Cup and she couldn’t get it back. Her mom got her the cup in the hopes that it’d help her fit in 😭 it’s like these ridiculous trends erase common sense and everything except a mad frenzy and reaching for self validation and landing on an overpriced lead filled water bottle. And the trend is already ending. Hope it was worth it.

[noplace]

It’s actually hilarious that the “Megan’s Law” line would have passed almost unnoticed if Nicki hadn’t absolutely flown off the handle. A hit dog hollers, indeed 😂

[natisfreezing]

A man saying they have to be bigger because they wanna feel in control and feel like they could kill her is so fucking horrifing to hear, to think some men be thinking that way is chilling.

[plushdragonteddy]

i truly can't believe they're just doing google glass again. like. all apple learned from that disaster was "it failed because it was only a LITTLE obnoxious, we can do better"

[Pure_Lard]

“Big foot” is also a reference to when Meg was SHOT IN THE FOOT by that guy I don’t remember

[moonrose]

The real sad thing is the pomegrante video or orange video started with a guy chosing to do it for his wife after she mentioned that she loved pomegranets but they suck to peel

She never asked

He did it as an act of love, a suprise for her, and recieved so much graditute that he kept doing it

The video message was: Listen to your partner and do something nice that they want you to do. Giving flowers is only good when the person likes getting flowers

[Smiley_Fruitcake]

Megan actually DID respond. She posted a screenshot from the anime Tokyo Ghoul to her story, it's an 'if you know, you know' type of thing.

[strawbrrycheesecake]

"Here on the internet report, we consider it our solemn duty to sift the toxic waste of the internet and present it to you as a tight, sexy 20 minutes or less or more if you've been a good boy." Im fucking crying 💀😭

[lol_bab]

“With people who confuse crazed consumerism with having a personality” 😭😭
As someone in high school who’s constantly surrounded by Stanley girls this is so accurate

[Indieo-Studio]

The way the woman specified that it was her “Ugg” that caught the floor. She just had to prove that yes, she’s the kind of person to purchase a Stanley.

[lordfreerealestate]

People really need to stop worshipping celebs and giving them free passes for their bad behaviour.

[nnovillionn]

My phone went into power saving mode and muted my headphones right as they said "and the idiot award goes to-" and I just listened to 2 minutes of silence before I realized it wasn't part of the joke 🤣🤣🤣

[noure]

“The worst like to dislike ratio I’ve seen on a music video”
Jojo Siwa: “We can do better than that’

[sweetalyn]

The clip of the woman handing an orange to her boyfriend and then he just takes a bite out of it, peel and all. Is gonna haunt me for a bit, ngl.

[jevilcore]

I, admittedly, used to go to bat for Nicki. And then I found out that her brother is a convicted pdf file and she openly defends him (and others like him!) To find out that she’s still defending and spitting vile harmful behaviour is not surprising in the slightest, but still disgusting.

[elleumm]

I’m a narcotics-challenged person in recovery, and that phrase made my day 😂

[lazyfoxplays]

If I was dating someone who put ketchup on the counter and asked me to clean it up. I would dip my thumb in the ketchup, smear it across their forehead, and say, “Simba, everything the vinegar touches is yours. To become the ruler of this kingdom, you must clean on your own. Have faith, Simba, I believe in you.” And walk away.

And if someone threw me an orange to peel for them while holding a camera, I’d take a knife, cut the orange into small wedges, cut some other fruit, put them in a bowl with some whipped cream, and hand it back to them.

[TheLast_Braincell]

People are fighting over Stanley Cups vs Hydro flasks when really the best one is the sippy cup
1. It's the OG
2. u can get a little strap so u can carry it around like a purse.
3. You can chew on the straw and not break ur teeth
4. U can have it with u in the bed without worrying of it spilling
SIPPY CUPS MATTER TOO
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