Chaos Invading Cadia/Catachan

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[VallornDeathblade]

"Didn't you have a demonic incursion"
"Yep"
"How are you all still alive?"
"The plants ate 'em."

[Dermenscha]

Catachan: Biomass so horrific, even the Tyranids go "oh no thank you we'll just invade Baal again."

[GUMMRUCHK]

Catachan: Get off my lawn.
Chaos: Or what?
Catachan: Or my lawn will eat you.

[cinders]

This is a actual paragraph from the Warhammer Wiki page for Catachan

"After the formation of the Great Rift following the fall of Cadia in 999.M41, Catachan was caught within the malignant Warp rift and exposed to a massive daemonic invasion. However when Roboute Guilliman's Indomitus Crusade arrived at Catachan, its Astartes found that the local Catachan regiments had already dealt with the threat on their own."

[CyberSlayer]

The idea of a Chaos Lord begging the Chaos Gods themselves to save him from a bush is fucking hilarious.

[scottland]

On cadia you fight the cadians

On catachan, catachan fights you.

[agreatmanlookingtotheright]

Catachan are the only humans who can go "Where Im from" and nobody would question it no matter what they said

[phantomwraith]

I loved reading that bit in catachan Lore, where the catachans had to deploy their full force of 60 million off world. Basically they left their homeworld completely defenseless.

When they finished their campaign and came back home, they found a mountain of dead world eaters, and the planet was fine

[GrenzRell]

When even daemons think twice before attempting to invade the planet, you know it's one helluva deathtrap. And somehow the Catachan people are living on it, AND making it work!

[twatmere]

Abaddon: HALF OF OUR ARMY GOT WIPED BY A FUCKING FROG?!
*loud ribbit*
Abaddon:
Skarr:
Kairos: *loud bird screech*

[DoctorFail]

"GLORY FOR THE FIRST MAN TO DIE!"
>Regiment collectively commits suicide.
Chaos and The Emperor: wtf guys

[stripeybag]

Okay I just noticed all the Cadian Doges had purple eyes that was a nice touch.

[sumitmhatre]

Invading catachan is like a survival horror situation. For the daemons.

[LamborghiniDiabloSVPursuit]

"For you, this was an apocalyptic invasion of the Forces of Chaos that might seem like the end of days. But for Catachan, it was Tuesday."

[fearthewolf]

I love how when Chaos invaded it went damn near exactly like the meme. The Catachans didn’t have to do anything, the psycho wildlife killed all the daemons and everything else

[sirflapfla]

How I describe every invasion of cadia is to imagine millions of dudes fighting millions of daemons when the sky is 90% artillery shells

[Beriorn]

"Why is this frog making funny noises?"
- The last words of many a traitor on Catachan.

[kostakatsoulis]

Okay but can we appreciate how well down the Cadia scene is?

[zetasansan]

the wildlife killed those chaos forces faster than the guys literally stationed there 💀

[owenhammond]

Dude just stapled that plant to the tree like he was going to cook it for dinner.