CATACHANS TAKE ON THE T'AU!

Hi all Wolf Lord Rho here!

Today we take a look at the resolve of the Catachans, after they've taken a pounding from the T'au… these guys just don't quit!

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[massivedamagegaming]

When you are invading an Imperial Death-World and the trees start speaking Low Gothic

[Hargrovius]

Three commisars walk into a bar and start arguing who's soldiers are the bravest.


"My Tempestus Scions know no fear!", says the first one, "They are without equal in the guard, they could take on a greater demon!"


"A greater demon? That's not bad, but my Cadians have stood at the gates of hell for millenia.", the second one responds. "They can hold an entire horde of chaotic filth, demon and heretic astartes alike!"



"Hold on, gentlemen. I am going to show you something." says the third one and approaches one of his soldiers who's sitting at a different table. "Trooper, stand up and jump in place three times!"


And the Catachan replies "Go fuck yourself"

[akiramasashi]

Normal guardsmen: Die for the Emperor, or die trying
Catachan guardsmen: Don't push it, or I'll give you a war you won't believe.

[Lord_Marshal_Valdar]

a Tau Fire warrior tries to sneak up on a Catachan Jungle Fighter. The Guardsman than turns around and throws his Knife directly into the The Fire warriors chest. The last thing the poor tau bastard ever heard was....

“Stick Around!”

[monkeylugz]

Tau enters orbit:



Sly Marbo: am I a joke to you?

[Cognitohazzard]

Catachan training world? You mean Catachan holiday spa?

[TheSeanoops]

And the Tau where slaughtered to a last blueberry.

[bchighlander]

Predator would be a sacred pict cast on Catachan.

[GrugSmesh]

Catachan guardsman: Sneaks into melee range.
Tau Firewarrior: Haha, I'm in danger.

[iamdiscothedrunkhippo]

Imagine having your entire army defeated because one guy died.~farsight enclaves.

[toastie]

Everyone knows armour is irrelevant when you can just flex on them xenos

[Leivve]

The catachan are the kind of dudes, that you could cut their spine out, and they'll still be waiting for you to drop your guard so they can shank you.

[G-Squared_]

This is the most obvious parallel to the Vietnam War I've ever seen

[Earadon]

10:43 "They're mere human beings.."

Is saying that when most catachans are 350-450 pound 7 foot killing machines bred to fight in higher gravity planets..

[Blade]

I can only imagine Krieg's response to out of line of sight missile strikes would be a ton of earthshaker counter battery using the poor infantry getting blown to hell as triangulation points

[SADDDsteve]

Theory Catachan is secretly a Alpha Legion recruitment world

[willtiffany]

9:32 "It's simple, we kill the Batman"

[hutchyk]

'Then we get 'im.' *Predator Theme music starts playing*

[SabreJ]

I can just imagine some super elite tau body guards squaring up to a the catachans just swatting them aside 😂

[judgedreddthelaw]

WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE, WE'VE GOT CATACHANS!