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thinking about doing another thumbnail awards. It’s been awhile guys. my guess is that Megan will win despite Nina’s win last year. also, sorry guys no general because I made this a while ago
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-be the hot friend he tells them not to worry about. this could be towards anyone. “are you sure she’s a good influence?” probably not but who cares you’re hot + “are you sure she’s just a friend?” he could never be platonic with you; he has already abandoned the idea of another girlfriend because he knows that even if he wouldn’t be able to be friends with you anymore due to how inappropriate it’d be, you would still linger on his mind like crazy
-accept the fact that you’ll mostly have female friends because the thought of someone’s boyfriend/husband being friends with you just intensifies their nerves (no you’re not a home wrecker, and there are loyal men, but it’s just like, no one wants an Adriana Lima looking btch around their man, okay? + you have the best friendships with girls anyways so the lack of males are no problem
-have a 2009 Adriana Lima, “What is S exy?” type of appeal + look like her when she was at this specific party + be perceived as a 2000s Victoria’s Secret model (I know I’m basic asf but I have yet to build up any motivation to attend to my more interesting ideas)
-be super stunning like Doutzen Kroes was at the event as well
-remind people of the slowed down version of the song “wutiwant” by saraunh0ly
-additionally never have to worry about your man and crushes. you know that one interview with Adriana Lima and the man said that she makes other models look like pigs? basically you #canrelate
-no matter the relationship status he has with you, he obviously has a crush on you; y’all could be together for 10 years and he’d still feel all giddy like a high school boy experiencing his first love
-he cannot keep his obsession for you to himself any longer, causing him to unconsciously (and consistently) utilize any opportunity to bring every bit of your existence up into conversations regardless if they were initially about you or not
-he keeps bringing you up to his friends and family as if isn’t the millionth time he’s done so; he goes on and on about you just like people who have extreme fixations on very specific things go on a tangent when any situation allows them to bring it up
-your name always colonizes every conversation he has, and everyone else just accepts it because the more they hear about you, the more they fall in love as well + get comments like “If I had a woman like that, I’d forget other women even exist”
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I do not own any of the music that is used in the video!! THIS VIDEO DOES NOT PROMOTE ANYTHING NEGATIVE!!! THIS IS A SAFE VIDEO!!!
Person in thumbnail: Adriana Lima
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-be the hot friend he tells them not to worry about. this could be towards anyone. “are you sure she’s a good influence?” probably not but who cares you’re hot + “are you sure she’s just a friend?” he could never be platonic with you; he has already abandoned the idea of another girlfriend because he knows that even if he wouldn’t be able to be friends with you anymore due to how inappropriate it’d be, you would still linger on his mind like crazy
-accept the fact that you’ll mostly have female friends because the thought of someone’s boyfriend/husband being friends with you just intensifies their nerves (no you’re not a home wrecker, and there are loyal men, but it’s just like, no one wants an Adriana Lima looking btch around their man, okay? + you have the best friendships with girls anyways so the lack of males are no problem
-have a 2009 Adriana Lima, “What is S exy?” type of appeal + look like her when she was at this specific party + be perceived as a 2000s Victoria’s Secret model (I know I’m basic asf but I have yet to build up any motivation to attend to my more interesting ideas)
-be super stunning like Doutzen Kroes was at the event as well
-remind people of the slowed down version of the song “wutiwant” by saraunh0ly
-additionally never have to worry about your man and crushes. you know that one interview with Adriana Lima and the man said that she makes other models look like pigs? basically you #canrelate
-no matter the relationship status he has with you, he obviously has a crush on you; y’all could be together for 10 years and he’d still feel all giddy like a high school boy experiencing his first love
-he cannot keep his obsession for you to himself any longer, causing him to unconsciously (and consistently) utilize any opportunity to bring every bit of your existence up into conversations regardless if they were initially about you or not
-he keeps bringing you up to his friends and family as if isn’t the millionth time he’s done so; he goes on and on about you just like people who have extreme fixations on very specific things go on a tangent when any situation allows them to bring it up
-your name always colonizes every conversation he has, and everyone else just accepts it because the more they hear about you, the more they fall in love as well + get comments like “If I had a woman like that, I’d forget other women even exist”
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I do not own any of the music that is used in the video!! THIS VIDEO DOES NOT PROMOTE ANYTHING NEGATIVE!!! THIS IS A SAFE VIDEO!!!
Person in thumbnail: Adriana Lima
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