Best Funniest Pilot Air Traffic Control Conversations ATC Pilot's Discord

Best and Funniest Air Traffic Control from mostly the USA, New York and Australia ATC Audio.
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Pilot arguments with Air Traffic Control funniest moments.
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Aircraft in this video are the Lufthansa A380, KLM 747, Etihad A380 Virgin Atlantic A330 British Airways 747 landing at LAX. Heard on this video are United, Delta Airlines and regional jets.

[worldaviationk]

London Heathrow Live streams April 2022. Please subsribe and like this video if you want those long streams. This video is what contributes to that 😀

[emmycarlstromulvling]

”If you face the passengers and try to fly, they get scared” I AM CRYING PLEASE THATS ICONIC 🤣🤣

[rendezvouzwithrama]

Best one I ever heard of was from the 70s. A controller at Frankfurt got increasingly angry at a slightly elderly BA pilot who was taxiing. Eventually he snapped "Have you never been to Frankfurt before?". The pilot replied, "Yes, in 1944, but I didn't land"

[Bagster]

That first ATC couldn’t have been more of a New Yorker if he tried.😂

[charlottewebster]

I love how these lot are actual literal professionals but it sounds like a regular session on Flight Simulator. I expected a bright colourful hot air balloon to drift in slowly.

[FriendlyKat]

“Affirmative that I’m an idiot or you’re gonna maintain a visual?”
Best line. LOL

[equious]

When that guy's push to talk got stuck, I fucking died.

[UncleJ]

I'm a 20 plus year railroader, and it is nice to see we aren't the only industry that plays around on the radio.

[mrtom]

My gf's dad was an ex-pilot working as an ATC at Heathrow and apparently he once had to deal with a first-time pilot trying to land a Cessna because his instructor had passed out and Heathrow was the closest airport.

[elgenetiamzon]

"It looks like a really big rat.."
"That's a New York rat"
"First class meal"
"Call catering"
That exchange cracked me up.

[missgabriella]

I always wondered what would happen if I couldn't get off the toilet in time for landing...now I know air traffic control and the pilot talks about you 😂😂😂

[oneanddone]

Years ago, my flight instructor told me of this exchange between the tower and a student pilot. There was considerable congestion that day, and the controller was falling a little behind in sequencing landings and take-offs:

_tower_ : "I need those on downwind to identify themselves...november two-two-niner-echo-uniform, are you a Skymaster?"

_student pilot_ : "....uh...well...I'm not sure, but my instructor says I'm doing pretty good."

[CTLanni]

ATC was having a difficult time with a particular student pilot understanding their instructions. ATC: "Niner-Two-Alpha, please state your intentions." (after a skight pause), Student: "My intentions are to become a pilot!"

[michaelmuldowney]

Someone should tell the Etihad Pilot that for New York - this was very very polite.

[cjbartolome]

“Departure gobble gobble gobble” took me out 💀😂😂😂

[atpoe]

I heard a story when I was in the army.
Everyday down range a guy would get up and get on the radio and say "I'm a bad mofo".
One day a Colonel heard it and said who is this? tell me your name!"
the guy replied "I'm a bad mofo, not a dumb one"

[patriley]

It is good to see some humor in these conversations. I get stressed out in just normal life. One day of being an air traffic controller would have me in a strait jacket. I applaud all of you for keeping us safe and maintaining your cool in this super stressful job.

[garymccarver]

I've been the Ops manager for 31 years at our local airport. I carry a handheld radio all day, so I hear this all day. As tough as my job is, there's no way I could be a controller. On a stress scale of 0 to 10, you guys must run at about 15. My hats off to you guys for doing what you do.

[rael]

Overheard Air Force ATC: "Tower this is F-16 requesting an emergency approach?" Tower: "OK, you're #2 behind a B-52 with an engine out." F-16: "Ah, the dreaded 7 engine approach."

[SGTPaul-]

I was a pilot in training with my instructor. Heard another aircraft announce he was near my left side. I mentioned I hadn't spotted him yet. He said, "How about now?", and sent smoke out his tail. I said, "Got you. You're the one blowing smoke out of his ass, right?" Got big laughs, and a light warning from the tower.