Best and Funniest Air Traffic Control Conversations

[worldaviationk]

Working on my next ATC video to be published soon

[imagzz]

lmao
*Pilot forgets his wallet*
Tower: "Ehm, can you just drop it out of the window or something?.."
... "Yeah, we can do that"

[SraTacoMal]

Imagine going through years of rigorous training only to be called a banana.

[PredictedCyborg]

I love how that one ATC denies calling the one plane a banana and then the Pilot just goes "I heard it." xD

[ijustdocomments]

"You guys obviously never think about safety do you?" 😂The sheer snark. Imagine what driving would be like if every car on the highway had a radio to talk to each other.

[Nessie]

ATC: "Please use complete your callsign American 2601"
American 2601: *"A M E R I C A N A I R L I N E S 2 6 0 1"*

[thatpancakecat]

As an Aussie, seeing "Inaudible" and being able to perfectly understand what's being said makes me proud.

[sOutrunFan]

"AIr France 6 Gate 8 is available for us" --- "No it's not, they lied to you" LOL

[amandataebby]

"Remove everybody from our way. We're declaring an emergency" that pilot was NOT in the mood 😂

[simsandsurgery]

“If you can get under, over, or around the A340 between you and gate 4, you tell me about it.”

[seewdshakr]

Pilot: Did you just called me a Banana-

Cutest conversation

[mohammedful]

As an airline pilot I’ve flown to jfk multiple times and I can tell you that jfk tower are certified a holes

[GAPeach]

I love this air traffic controller, " if you can get over it, under it, or around it, you let me know. I don't need you to tell what I can see & you can't." Lol.

[bichen]

A passenger: Everything's fine. I'm glad the professionals take care of us.
An airport: *is a hilarious mess*

[charlottaj]

It’s so funny how they gotta insult each other formally 😂😂😂

[eternyti]

Bonanza Pilot: "Hold short of 17, did you just call me a banana?"
Tower: "No sir, no sir you did not hear that correctly. [laughter]"
Other Pilot: "I heard it."

SNITCH!!

[ep]

Australian and UK pilots conversing normally:
American subtitle writers: "inaudible"

[mr.meeseeks]

And passengers wonder why it takes so long to get on and off the runway lmao. A bunch of old guys passive aggressively bickering at each other.

[danicapantbert]

As an airline employee, I can confirm none of us are as professional as we try to make you think.

[richardrose]

The best giggle I got was a time, some years ago now, a DC3 was coming into the Terrace British Columbia airport flying over the Kitimat beacon. DC 3 had a noisy cockpit, so not surprisingly pilot and copilot were wearing good headphones. Pilot called into Terrace traffic his position and altitude. Suddenly another voice came over the airwaves “Hey! You can’t be at that height over Kitimat beacon; WE are coming in over the beacon at that height. There follows a few brief moments of tension, then “ You dummy! I’m your captain!” Must have been some memorable conversations once that pair landed!