Trump Isn’t Going Anywhere, Biden Moves Forward Anyway

Day 21 of #Squattergate is upon us, Trump did his ceremonial duty by pardoning the White House turkey, retweeted actor Randy Quaid 5 times, we matched Trump to music from Dreamgirls, Jimmy offers you a way to get out of your Thanksgiving Family Zoom, and he gives Harvard grad Bennett from “The Bachelorette” a chance to redeem himself with a make-up quiz after he failed on last week’s episode.

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[melissahawks]

Would have been hilarious if Bennett said he actually went to Harvard Total Landscaping

[TariqShaweesh]

I'm thankful for these shows for making the news digestible!

[randyschwaggins]

Bennett's mum off camera giving him the answers....😂😂😂

[jdd]

The "Dreamgirls" skit was FLAWLESS! One of the best engineered bits ever!

[ractsninjas]

Trump "I've done more for Turkeys than any other President in history."

[yakuza]

Tip to Trump: Showing that Randy Quaid is on your side actually hurts your case, not help it.

[outlawJosieFox]

They say the most dangerous time is when you are actually trying to leave your abusive relationship.

[angelm]

Trump: "Trust me, I know turkeys, nobody knows turkeys better than me."

[graham]

“Retweeting Randy Quaid” should be the official medical basis for having a person deemed criminally insane

[joanalorenzo]

So he lost to "the worst candidate" according to him. So that makes him a bigger loser. Losing now 3 times in Georgia.

[OmarArredondoP]

"The most highly anticipated transition since Caitlyn Jenner" 😅😅😅😅😅

[debbiejefferson]

Honestly Melania was looking at that turkey and thinking “damn... I wish I could be pardoned from the white house”

[babybear]

Anyone else choke on there dinner when they heard him say Santa's on bathsalts?

[herbnichols]

I've known a few men in my life with over-inflated egos, but none of them can hold a candle to Trump! 🙄 Egomania on steroids!

[jermainejackson]

Jimmy! Your staff members deserve a raise for that Dream Girls rendition!🤣🤣😂 Absolute Classic!

[bexanne]

Jimmy as someone who was placed in an medically induced coma and placed on a ventilator. I did not have COVID-19. I was in full respiratory failure and a trauma was called. My husband and my parents were given the news that my prognosis was very grim. I was transferred to a bigger City, 90 miles away. I was diagnosed with severe pneumonia, a pulmonary embolism and a 26mm hole in my heart. I want everyone who won’t wear a mask to understand what being on a ventilator is like. After my amazing family, including my 16 year old son, spent 2 weeks in that coma. I woke up and was still on the ventilator. I was constantly choking on my own mucus. My lungs were constantly trying to get rid of mucas. I had to have my mouth and throat and suctioned dozens of times a day. That is just 1 of the awful things I experienced. The absolute worst being, seeing my loved ones faces. I can’t imagine what they had been through. I am now recovering from Open heart surgery. I am a warrior just like your gorgeous boy. I was inspired by Billy and I want to say thank you to you all for sharing your story. Please wear masks everyone, you have no clue what you are risking. 😷

[NewMessage]

Bennett going for the ol' 'Glasses makes me looks a-smart!' Rick Perry schtick, I see.

[MioRaem]

He probably would've loved to switch places with the turkey and get a pardon, but law is coming, Donnie.

[evm]

Lol! The Fresh Turkey from Juliani feathered family... 🍷😆

[aprameyaaithal]

Am I the only innocent guy who got "borne"