Uncrustables #dadlife #parenting

[yaashach.]

The amount of panic in his voice as he continues to explain his children's eating habits touched my heart and mind in a way that I've never before felt.

[leme]

To really mess with their heads, tell 'em that there's still a new outside after taking the outside off.

[PamelaWissenbach]

I actually asked my daughter "WHY?" on this. She said "Mom, you can't eat the handles."

[zeromod]

It's never to late to put them up for adoption and start fresh.

[mealover]

I am 26 years old. Today I had 3 uncrustables for lunch. It was a spiritual experience.

[Soilfood]

My mother's solution was quite good at being unwasteful. My sister began rejecting crusts at about the same time as I was teething, and thirty years later the crust is still my favourite part.

[bella]

I have twin sisters that are 10 years younger than me. When they were younger, I made a sandwich and ramen and 2 glasses of juice. I cut the sandwich in half, split the ramen, and gave each of them a glass of juice. I then got them to eat the crust first by telling them, "okay, whoever eats their crust gets and extra glass of juice." And it became a thing for them to eat the crust before anything for a while.

[GiveMeAllTheSpace]

Actual response to my kids. “You don’t want your crust? No worries, somebody’s gotta be the short kid.”

[CKoji]

I’m pretty sure it’s the texture and firmness that kids don’t like, not the color lol
It was for me anyway😅

[Slvr]

I can't get over how this man sounds so genuinely distraught over the realization that his kids aren't eating their crust.

[MCbeccy]

I love the crust part, I dunno how everyone just ended up disliking it. Spread your jam to the very edges.

[trustme]

The crust on a fresh baked loaf is amazing and should be tried

[Mono_Autophobic]

This guy is a dad, I can feel it in my bones

[everythingisiconicifyoumakeit]

as a japanese person, i can say that this “can’t eat the outside”thing is culturally taught. as a kid, i didn’t even know leaving the crust uneaten was a thing.

[jsange]

Human beings are just collectively broken.

[Jeannek]

The amount of times you said crust is this created an awesome loop in my head like when someone says “they don’t know we know they know”

[memesthednaofthesoul.]

My mom saw me carefully removing the crust from my sandwich when I was young and said "what are you doing?" I responded "I'm taking off the bread wrapper." I am reminded of it to this day.

[helenvanpatterson-patton]

I hear the maddening struggle of a parent of small children. These are the things we repeat to our friends late at night trying to understand the mysteries 🌌

[willwouldnot]

he sounded so heartbroken and confused at the end 😂

[PoisonJarl]

Teach your kids to eat the crust first and savor the good inside. When they grow up the crust will be their favorite part