How To Make A Super Strength Potion

Do you ever wish you had super human powers like Clark Kent, Bruce Wayne or Liam Gallagher? In this potion I’ll show you how to get unlimited strength.

Luckily Earth orbits a yellow sun which is a great source of power, and “potion 9475” from the advanced potion making book will enable you to harness this power.

For this potion you’ll need an empty jar.

Half fill it with water.
And then drop in one Sháron Stone.
Next pour in about 0.0.46 cubic grams of ground hyrdradecadumtetraoxilithicpolymolydollyglutaglycerichextradoxium.
And finally add in one scoulderoy of blaze powder.
Seal the jar and gently agitate the potion.

You'll then need to charge the potion with solar energy, you can do this by placing it in direct sunlight. It’ll take about four hours to fully charge or until the potion starting glowing.

Then simply drink the potion and you’ll have superhuman strength until sunset.

It’s great for carrying heavy bags of shopping and for cheating at world class athletic events such as the urban olympics, which this year is being held in Dusseldorf.

Next week I’ll be showing you how to make a potion to mask the effects of performance enhancing drugs in doping tests.