How the Romans conquered Greece #history #ancient #romanempire #greece #funnyhistory #comedyhistory

This is really how it happened, I was there.

This was originally gonna be in the next video, but I cut the relevant section. See you on the 16th (if you'd like to learn what the Romans thought about Egypt)!

[matthewbrooks]

All hail " B R I K U S " champion of Roma

[CyberToast_]

"The soil of greece tastes very fertile"
- B R I K U S (if he could talk)

[Galimeer]

When I build invasion mods in Skyrim, I like to organize monsters into specific roles. There's the footsoldier, ranger, mage, war dog, elite, heavy, war beast, siege beast, and boss.

You may be asking, "what's the difference between a war beast and a siege beast?"
It's quite simple: a war beast stomps on infantry. A siege beast kicks down castle walls. The difference between a war beast and a siege beast is the difference between a war elephant and Brickus

[KtonV]

That what did the Roman’s think of the Egyptians video coming up is whats keeping me from running head first into a phalanx

[teorachev]

Brickus likes to chew and eat dirt and he is all out of dirt..

May god spare us all...

[BorntoOrnn]

Ah yes, DJ Peach Cobbler shorts is exactly what I wanted now. Call em Cobbler Slices or I'm gonna tell everyone that you're a centrist.

[axios]

We have an old saying where I'm from "Más bruto que un arao"

"Roughly translates to "duller than a plow" though with more violent/stubborn connotations since we use the term "brute".

I like to think the saying comes from brickus.

[Justjustin]

Only the greatest armies in history have their own version of "this is bubba, he's corn fed, 8 ft tall, and either could be the nicest softie around or feed you your own spine while you cry to your god for Salvation"

[cursedhfy]

I am so sad that this section was cut. This is so utterly glorious and I love it.

[persici]

Called it, the good ol AC Origins background, Cobbulus never disappoints

[alexanderfortner]

Get your kids, get your wife, and get your husband, Cobbler just dropped a new short!

[sanccex_]

Peach decent into madness must be one of the best arcs in internet history

[novemberserpent]

The sentient desert is cooking, and I can't wait to eat.

[eff_gee]

"My dear friend Dickus is as hard as Brikus"

[terminationfree]

Nah Greece was just exhausted from wars, division and a fallen Macedonia from her former glory

[Josep_Hernandez_Lujan]

Reminds me of that French soldier Tarrare who literally ate everything

[o.w.n.]

Finally DJ Peach Cobbler uploaded his 3rd short. He should soon become a slop factory.

[BenCDBrown]

Fun fact: it was a requirement to be in the legions that you had to read and write.

[Sparebrainz]

I want to be the top comment but cant think of any stupid joke fast enough

[EireHammer]

Sounds like a successful Tarrare!!!
If only Sparta hadn't withered...