lobotomy corporation asmr pov you're the only aleph agent but you cant go out to help others because

...because you're still working on an abnormality so only pain and chaos awaits you

this was meant to be a music played in a discord server, a lot of my friends enjoyed the "caramelldansen from another room" so i made first warning from another room

social media:

[mrmemes]

POV: the manager is about to retry the day

[lordofstalebread]

can imagine that he’s stuck working on MoSB, they’re both just kinda exchanging glances because even the mountain doesn’t wanna go out and get slapped by nothing there

[Emperor-Quill]

You can’t see the abnormality they working on because it’s Censored.

[Empty_Master]

- Whew, it's just red ordeals. My friends can beat them easily.
- Oops, seems Nothing There has broken loose. Can you guys hold on, and let me finish my work?
*1 minute later*
- Can i stay here for whole day please?

[kanate]

"Sorry boys, can't come out tonight. Whitenight needs his headpats"

[banette]

I love it how the manager just decided to end all of this with Don't Touch Me.

[eskeline]

just imagine that you are that employee, just sitting there and doing work/check ups/whatever they do with that clip board and suddenly you just hear absalute chaos outside the door, almost everyone outside is dead and those who are not are running for their lives, while you stand there, unable to leave doing the tasks.

[contrail__]

Teacher:I'll be right back
Whole class:

[asmer]

tfw sent everybody to Extraction to clean up Silent Orchestra but WN decided it wanted to be a bitch and clowns start appearing at the other side of the facility

[neatoburrito]

With all the things that escaped I’m surprised that third trumpet wasn’t playing

[Silancet]

You've just brought back my depression, anxiety, anger, and sadness from lobotomy

[acridcesium_]

From what I can tell there is:
Nothing There
The train
Big Bird
A Red Ordeal (Probably Dawn)
Forsaken Murderer(?)
King of Greed
WhiteKnight
The sound effect for when Don't Touch Me crashes your game
The Employee has the suit for Mountain of Smiling Bodies, and the gifts from Nameless Fetus and Bloodbath.

[simplycinclair]

Man, I absolutely adore seeing the fun things the Lobotomy corp fandom comes up with.

These games need more love.

[Dark_Slayer]

PoV: The manager forgets he put you into the Shelter of the 27th of March during meltdown and is desperately trying to find out why every 30 seconds another Anomaly is escaping

[VBandit]

Come on, it can't be that bad! the second and third trumpet didn't even go off!

[kaptannoname]

Plot twist: the abnormality the employee is studying is actually "Do not touch me", and he is experiencing an urge to *touch it*

[BeriadanLocien]

This is the perfect example of a day when you just have to say "Fuck it, everyone dies for amusement."

[mathewgoquesan]

i like how this implies that there are speakers across the facility that plays the warnings at full volume.

[tonycallme]

Condition : "Must finish the work ABOVE 46 seconds"
My employees : 5 Temperance
Condition : "Employee under 5 Temperance will immediately be ####"
My employees : 1-3 temperance

[Lincyna]

Whatever this Abnormality is, must be more than just an ALEPH because my God it took 3 minutes or more to finish the task.