Get Money, Turn Gay - Songify the News #1

As election season heats up, candidates and news pundits alike bring the core tenets of our democratic republic to the forefront with a driving beat and soaring melody.

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original videos:
Lyrics:
My name is Vermin, Vermin Supreme
And you can vote, you can vote for me.
For president if you want
And my name is Vermin, and uh, okay.
Do you still stand by your pony pledge?
Yes, I do, free ponies for all
Turn all that pony poop to methane gas.
One more thing, Jesus told me to make
Randall Terry gay -
He's turnin' gay, turnin' gay!
Whooo Whoooo!
Thank you, alright, okay.
And all the un-gay is melting away!
He's turnin' gay, turnin' gay!
Whooo Whoooo!
Not a single straight gene in his DNA
'Cause he's turnin' turnin' turnin' turnin'Turnin' gay!

Our instinct says everybody should vote
but some people are dumb - and they shouldn't vote!
The kids are not paying attention -
Yeah, on election day give 'em detention
This endless cheerleading -
Let's go to the rock concerts, register the kids.
All the kids are so stupid, stupid, dumb stupid.
Speaker Gingrich, do you propose kids work as janitors?
You can hire 30-some kids for the price of one janitor
Those kids who get money, cash money.
Light janitorial duty - get money
Work in the cafeteria - cash money
Cash money is a good thing if you're poor
Get some cash money, then get some more.
Imma help poor people learn how to get a job
Imma, imma help poor people learn how to get
That money, that cash
Get money, get a stash
Get that money, that cash
Get money, get a whole damn stash

[schmoyoho]

We now long for the days when the wackiest thing a candidate suggested was hiring 30-some kids for the price of 1 janitor.

[steeevealbright]

That cash money tune is the catchiest thing you guys ever wrote. It's been stuck in my head for 3 years now.

[Brashnir]

In retrospect, Vermin Supreme is looking like a pretty solid candidate.

[Eline_K]

Can't believe this song has been stuck in my head for TEN YEARS

[arimpact]

9 years later, still in love with Joseph Gordon Levitt's "not a single straight gene in his DNA"

[judgewestenn]

1:20 "You can hire 30-some kids for the price of one janitor, those kids would get money, cash money!" I lose it every time!

[steeevealbright]

6 years and I still sing “that money that cash get money get a stash” about once a week.

[PandoraSystem]

"Thank you.
Alright.
Okay".
That guy's nervous reaction cracked me the hell up.

[fatlizard_]

HES TURNING GAY!
TURNING GAY!
WOO-WOOOOH!
WOO-WOOOH!
TURNING
TURNING
TURNING
TURNING
TURNING GAY!
AND ALL THE UNGAY IS MELTING AWAY!
HE TURNING GAY!
TURNING GAY!
WOOH
WOO WOOOOH!
NOT A SINGLE STRAIGHT GENE IN HIS DNA! (I nearly died of laughter here.)

[miamar]

It’s 2021, I listen to this before work. Everyday. Get that money, that cash!

[um]

Nostalgia kills me. I didn't know about this channel back then, I didn't even know English back then, but somehow your videos make me so nostalgic of something I never experienced. Love you.

[fafafagat]

That "cash money is a good thing if your poor" still kills me and the cash money chorus is still funky af to me

[BowlMasterAsh]

I love the voice of the woman at 1:09. Gives me chills

[jddnnn]

Haven't seen the video in 2 years still remember lyrics lol

[davidmcconnell-booher]

Cash money is still my favorite schmoyoho moment. This song never fails to make me happy

[grahamfurniss]

So you were just like hey, Joseph, wanna be in a weird song about some guy who wears a boot?

[Mystro]

I don't know what's better, the fact they "songified" this or the source material

[rikowolfin]

What ever happened to Verrmin Supreme?

[schmoyoho]

episode 4 just dropped, friends & enemies! - America Gone to Pot - Songify the News 4

[barrontrump]

rewatching this after about 10 years now makes me happy yet so depressed