Cartman sings 'Poker Face' 🎤 | South Park

Eric Cartman performing "Poker Face" by Lady Gaga.

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From South Park Season 13, Episode 11 "Whale Whores"

Lyrics:
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (mum-mum-mum-mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (mum-mum-mum-mah)

I wanna roll with him, a hard pair we will be
I don't give a crap 'bout whales, so go and hug a tree

#shorts

[CartmanBroOfficial]

No, he can't read my poker face ♠️😶

[somnuswaltz]

I don't give a crap about whales, so go and hug a LMAOOO

[SaucyEdward_]

" I don't give a crap about whales so go and hug a tree" - Wise Words

[VlRUS]

“I don’t give a crap bout whales so go and hug a treee”
-Eric Cartman

[Kinito_PET]

“I don’t give a crap bout whales so go hug a tree”

That got me🤣🤣🤣

[AwesomeGodinez]

Cartman singing Pokerface on Guitar Hero is probably the most 2000s thing ever

[omuniinfiniti]

Bet the voice actor enjoyed this so much

[JadenTGW]

Every time Cartman sings he puts his whole heart out when he sings

[SkyTheWeirdo]

I love Kyle and Kenny’s dead @ss face at the start 😂

[dexterjsullen]

When I get older imma tell my children this was the original poker face

[mandymoore]

There’s something very satisfying in hearing cartman hitting those notes spot on the way he does.

[cannabino]

Cartman renditions of songs are always funny af but catchy

[SHELLVISIONXOX]

I just love how he just sang with no shame after stan said something 💀

[tomatotomato]

Kenny moving his head to the beat of the drums is such a nice detail.

[FelicianoCookie]

I love that Trey recorded a full version of this song xD

[reddogg]

Cartman needs a whole album with all the songs he does asap!

[michellemahl]

My second or third fav song it has to be eric cartman though singing it

[utter_silence]

The most iconic scene in cartoon history

[backwardsfive]

This goes weirdly hard for some reason

[blueglacia]

Didn’t they actually add his cover of the song on Rock Band 2?