Poker Face (South Park Version)

Poker Face (South Park Version) · Eric Cartman

Poker Face (South Park Version)

℗ 2010 Comedy Central Records; ℗ 2008 UMG Recordings, Inc.

Released on: 2010-01-01

Associated Performer, Vocals, Background Vocalist: Eric Cartman (Trey Parker)
Producer: RedOne
Composer Lyricist: Lady Gaga
Composer Lyricist: RedOne

Lyrics:
Mum-mum-mum-mah
Mum-mum-mum-mah
Mum-mum-mum-mah
Mum-mum-mum-mah
Mum-mum-mum-mah

I wanna hold 'em like they do in Texas, please (Woo)
Fold 'em, let 'em hit me, raise it, baby, stay with me (I love it)
LoveGame intuition, play the cards with spades to start
And after he's been hooked, I'll play the one that's on his heart

Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh, oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I got
Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh, oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I got

Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum-mum-mum-mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum-mum-mum-mah)

I wanna roll with him, a hard pair we will be
A little gambling is fun when you're with me (I love it)
Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun
And, baby, when it's love, if it's not rough, it isn't fun (fun)

Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh, oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I got
Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh, oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I got

Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum-mum-mum-mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum-mum-mum-mah)

I won't tell you that I love you, kiss, or hug you
'Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin
I'm not lying, I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue gunning
Just like a chick in the casino
Take your bank before I pay you out
I promise this, promise this
Check this hand 'cause I'm marvelous

Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)

Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read this poker face
(She's got to love nobody)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum-mum-mum-mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum-mum-mum-mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum-mum-mum-mah)

[TweekXCraig]

_Lyrics:_
Mum-mum-mum-mah
Mum-mum-mum-mah
Mum-mum-mum-mah
Mum-mum-mum-mah
Mum-mum-mum-mah

I wanna hold 'em like they do in Texas, please (Woo)
Fold 'em, let 'em hit me, raise it, baby, stay with me (I love it)
LoveGame intuition, play the cards with spades to start
And after he's been hooked, I'll play the one that's on his heart

Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh, oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I got
Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh, oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I got

Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum-mum-mum-mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum-mum-mum-mah)

I wanna roll with him, a hard pair we will be
A little gambling is fun when you're with me (I love it)
Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun
And, baby, when it's love, if it's not rough, it isn't fun (fun)

Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh, oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I got
Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh, oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I got

Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum-mum-mum-mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum-mum-mum-mah)

I won't tell you that I love you, kiss, or hug you
'Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin
I'm not lying, I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue gunning
Just like a chick in the casino
Take your bank before I pay you out
I promise this, promise this
Check this hand 'cause I'm marvelous

Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)

Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read this poker face
(She's got to love nobody)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum-mum-mum-mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum-mum-mum-mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum-mum-mum-mah)

[DavidAddonizio]

Better than any of those AI covers cause it's the real thing

[bmullin]

I love Cartman's version of Poker Face.

[CartmanBroOfficial]

No, he can't read my poker face ♠️😶

[mlfsns-shorts]

I'm pretty sure this is one of the ways to torture Kyle.

[TheBadDeadFox]

You should sue Lady Gaga for copyright infringement

[jazz.van]

Forget Ghost and Metallica, this the release of the century!

[johnhamon]

I like the show version better. Either Stan or Klye comes in winning about whales and what the Japanese are doing. In traditional Eric Cartman fashion he says "he don't give a crap bout whales so go n hug a tree". Classic

[milutinstankovic]

Songs that Cartman could sing next:
"Gimme the Prize"(Kurgan's theme song) by Queen
"Ma Baker" by Boney M
"Cold Hearted Snake" by Paula Abdul
"It's a Sin" by Pet Shop Boys
"Holding Out For A Hero" by Bonnie Tyler
"Alone" by Heart

[Lily-gwjf]

In the town of South Park, there's this guy we all know,
A character that always steals the show,
With a fiery temper and a big round frame,
He's the one and only, Eric Cartman is his name.
He's got a plan, always scheming in his mind,
Causing chaos, trouble he can always find,
But deep down, there's a side we haven't seen,
A heart that's longing, searching for a dream.


Oh, Cartman, you're a force to be reckoned with,
Your wit and cunning make us all laugh and cheer,
You may be ruthless, but we'll give you a chance,
To prove that there's more to you, inside that stance.


He's got a love for cheesy poofs, always in demand,
With his best friends by his side, they're a misfit band,
He'll go to any length

[harlleygurrola]

I wonder if there be more of GaGa's Songs sung by Cartman

[ElH]

Ugh, tremendous reference to the screw you whale episode 🚬🗿

[artimator]

"No, he can't read ma, _Poker Face_ " 😫

[siriahernandez]

I wanna hold them like they do in Texas place

[toemato]

This ironically better than the original poker face

[SpiderMan]

the next song Cartman should sing is find your flame from sonic frontiers

[JazzFan]

The only way to listen to a Lady Gaga song is with Cartman singing it.