I Almost Became An Amputee

Technoblade Makes Cancer 1000% Funnier
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[evolvedpotatoe]

I just love that Techno's plan if he got his arm off was to just screw with everyone. Truely someone to aspire to be like.

[inpeace_]

Doc: "We might have to amputate your arm."
Techno: "Lemme take a moment." *Furiously writes down jokes about being an amputee*

[Cheetahhh]

I dude, the day techno doesn't make a joke about a serious illness is the day the entire planet collapses. Love you Techno, glad you're better and fingers crossed for a quick recovery <3

[Rosso]

This shit is kinda haunting rewatching it cuz I wasn't even scared after watching this originally but now it's just insane how he could have kept so positive.

[noranot_norahhh]

As a one-armed person, the "If You're Happy and You Know It Clap Your Hands" song kills me. I wouldn't clap my hands and other people would ask me why I wasn't happy. Anyways, glad Techno didn't lose his hand!

[Evan-fjdr]

Bro techno takes the phrase “look at the positives” to another level. He found every positive possible to having *cancer* it’s either techno has the mental of a soldier or his story telling is really really good. Long live techno, he never dies.

[puzzLEGO]

Only techno would immediately think of jokes after hearing he had to remove an arm

[jarnodatema]

On Reddit his father said that the surgeon advised him against the amputation so he could have a better life in the 6-12 months he had left

[Anonymous-gqtc]

Only Technoblade would laugh maniacally at the line "I was gonna traumatize millions".

[vx]

"Dude, wake up. YOU NEED TO TAKE YOUR SLEEPING PILLS"

I can'tttt- this man is peak comedy

[spela]

Techno: almost gets his arm amputated
Also techno: thinking about the jokes he'll tell about it

[ello_ammichelle]

Reading the comments right now made me tear up. I dont even watch techno, but watching one video alone has shown me so much of him. "Stay healthy techno!", "Lol he keeps making a joke about his arm" comments just made me cry mentally because i felt like there was a possibility that techno knew he was gonna die but he didnt want people to worry about him.

[Indie_Live]

"I almost lost my arm, anyway buy my merch!" Lol

Its great how Techno can still be happy and funny while he is going through this situation. Get better soon.

[daz]

Techno, after having his body practically taken apart bit by bit: "God felt the need to nerf me and honestly, I don't blame him for trying."

[AapieFlora]

Techno’s doctor is the type of person to look at an arm and ask: “Is anyone gonna amputate that?” And almost not wait for an answer

[CupcakePlushProductions]

Techno's last videos are haunting to go back and look on again now.
The chances are he probably knew it was already too late. He probably knew it was too late for him, yet he kept acting as if everything was fine. He kept his upbeat tone and humor in these videos. He kept making and uploading normal funny Minecraft content despite how much pain he probably was in. He kept editing, recording, streaming, etc. he jokes about his own death, surgeries, and everything. This just goes to show how brave and strong of a person he was. He knew his days were numbered, but he kept on being his usual, funny self for us. To keep us strong. To give us hope everything would get better. To give us hope he'd live. He stared death in the face and laughed at it, to keep not just us strong, but probably his actual friends and family too.
Genuinely, rest in peace Techno. The greatest Minecraft YouTuber, taken too soon. A gift to this world, and it's still a tragedy his life was lost so soon. He may be gone, but never forgotten.

Technoblade Never Dies!

[lunalovesdonuts]

The fact this man was able to make jokes over his right arm nearly being removed is astonishing to see.

[thespicypickleman]

This man was this close to losing an arm and still wished everyone a merry christmas. He truly is an incredibly strong person

[burneraccountpls]

I thought making an “elbow reveal” joke would be too much, but the man did it himself. Mad respect as always, what a legend.

[lucifault]

I don’t know who will read this but I have to get this off my chest. My mom was recently diagnosed with breast cancer and just seeing Techno be so nonchalant about it just gives me a spec of hope for my mom. Thank you Techno’s family for being so strong. Technoblade never dies.