THE ELDAR TRICKED THE TAU

THE TAU, NEW TO THE GALAXY, MADE A DESPERATE DEAL WITH THE DRUKHARI FOR HELP AGAINST A TYRANID HIVEFLEET. BUT THEY HAD NO IDEA WHAT THEY WERE GETTING INTO. AFTER THE DRUKHARI HELPED DEFEAT THE TYRANIDS, THEY DEMANDED A "CULTURAL EXCHANGE" AND TOOK MEMBERS OF EVERY TAU CASTE. WHEN THE TYRANIDS RETURNED, THE DRUKHARI CAME BACK—BUT THIS TIME WITH MONSTROUS, MUTATED TAU WARRIORS. FURIOUS, THE TAU STRUCK BACK, ONLY TO FIND THAT THE DRUKHARI HAD ALREADY RAIDED ONE OF THEIR PLANETS. AND JUST WHEN IT SEEMED LIKE IT COULDN’T GET WORSE, THE TAU ATTACKED THE WRONG ELDAR FACTION, WIPING OUT A CHERISHED MAIDEN WORLD. THE TAU NEVER SAW IT COMING...

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[linhle]

Space Marine to the Tau: See how tolerance played you like a fiddle?

[ZerathorneMusic]

Mixing up eldar for dark eldar is absolutely crazy.

[ryanhampson]

Ohhh nooo, that sooo horrible (The Imperium said with heavy sarcasm)

[friskydingo]

So funny when you think about it.
Tau - "OMFG we need help, please!?"

Dark Eldar covered in bones and cutting themselves while moaning.
"Lets do a cultural exchange
You can totally trust us."

Tau retaliate and kill a maiden world full of hippies lol.

[anaklngameplayer]

The dark eldar see this as an absolute win

[lovedeath]

Drukhari leader: i thought of the greatest prank ever
Eldar leader: what did we do to deserve this heinous attack
Drukhari leader: "screeching laugh"

[hoilaiken]

I feel like the Tau are that new kid on the block that hangs with the wrong crowd and later lashes out on others because of their own mistake 😅

Loving 40k lore, need you so I don't need to read 300 books 😂

[Luiz]

Imperium looking to the tau like the old veteran on a construction site seeing the new guy doing dumb shit

[d_]

The Imperium: That whole intolerance thing aint lookin so bad now is it?

[JustinTrebuchet]

You have some of the best content online brother. No BS, no clickbait, articulated well, love it sir!

[psychoinferno]

Man this is like 3rd time this guy showed how pathetic the tau are. Not counting the time they killed their human allies because they believed they caused a new chaos god but actually a tzeench demon

[Khornecussion]

Khorne and Slaanesh both laughing their asses off.

[Yolpecharalim]

How many faction are there? I am new to this WH universe. Looks like everyone is against each other.

[ovencake]

i laughed at "cultural exchange with the dark eldar"

[noahtheeditor]

Tau are that one kid playing DS in gym class but somehow getting straight A's and mercilessly bullied

[huntakilla]

I mean, the Tau tried to make peace with the Several times...

[Taolan]

If I had a nickel for every time the Tau's racism toward other xenos resulted in them attacking the wrong faction of a given race...

I'd have two nickels.

Which isn't a lot, but it's rather tragic it happened twice.

[shuttlecock]

"See? This is why we shoot first and ask questions never" - John Astartes

[T____W____]

“Sounds like a bunch of friendly fire to me.” -Deathwatch Inquisitor

[sirneko]

I kinda like it, it show how stupid and naive the tau is. The imperium is the way that it is is for a reason