Sonic Forces Reviews in a Nutshell

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[haywardbarrows]

So let me see if I break this down; Sonic Generations is beating the hell out of Forces with an army of critics and the Adventure series overly loyal cult following with Mania leading the charge.
What this is saying is that when Sonic Mania came out, it immediately became comparable to beloved classic Sonic titles which is what Sonic Generations tries to recreate through not just the classic era but all the others before its own release. Sonic Mania being the hip new Sonic title immediately had fans somewhat feel it asserted authority over Sonic Generations which is what they once said was the last great Sonic game. Sonic Generations became one of the tools needed for Mania to expand its sales and considering how loyal both titles were to the series, it was the factor that took control over critics' opinions. Considering the Shadow illusion is of an enemy who hasn't perished and is also a rival/ally of Tails who represents Sega in this video, The Sonic Adventure 2 logo is the element of respect Sega once had for Sonic fans before becoming one of those developers that descended into memedom. That respect can still linger in Sega, but only for a tiny bit of the time. When Sonic starts struggling against Metacritic, it's representing the voices of loyal Sonic fans saying how this game completely misses the mark of what Sonic really is. It's so strong that the game's credibility struggles against trying to fight it. As for IGN, they were known for hating Sonic and its fanbase so Sonic Forces had some credibility to fight against them with and when IGN missed their attack, that was them recruiting their selected critic for the Sonic Forces review and the comment section in the video states that this review actually is pretty good for IGN standards. Sometime later, Polygon comes in with it's opinion but like IGN they were known for being a mistrial type of gaming critic so Forces was able to avoid their slander for some time. Sonic Forces charged in at Generations with their Classic Sonic gameplay but it missed Generations which represented missing the mark of Classic Sonic. As the Metacritic voices started to lurch and put up a fight against this game, new fans entered the chat with their game comparisons and allowed Generations to use its trump card. Sonic Mania's classic kiddies watched in satisfaction as the modern title started to get blown to bits. When Tails (Sega) says the readings for these don't make any sense, it's the way of saying they don't have any understanding of their critics' and fanbase's common sense and intelligence. And to top it all off, Sonic Generations' supporters would chomp at the game more and more and start feeding it to the Adventure fans. All these criticisms from independent internet personalities allowed the first party reviews of the game to finally blossom and get their free for all hits across the internet more faster. Finally, on the last day of this game getting critically negative attention, The rage induced childhood memories of fans that Sonic Generations represented got their finishing blow on the game's reputation and that last straw caused the game to fade from complete memory which is what the blackout represents.

[treycravins]

When Sonic Mania came out of no where and said “Nice” I died XD

[dariustcotton]

Sega:"I'm trying Forces but these ratings are all messed up!"

[adrianpaul]

The fact that "sega" has to scan "sonic generations" to see what made it good while "sonic forces" gets beaten to the ground by critics is great. This is the most accurate video I've ever seen.

[tageneislover]

*5 years later*
We need to go back to the old times. You know, when *Sonic Forces was a thing* .

[Chilly_M]

Surprisingly, IGN didn't slam on Forces. They probably had one of the fairest reviews of the game.

[mistertgt]

Hate to be THAT guy, but IGN actually gave it a pretty fair review.

[jessesorenson]

"Nice"
~Sonic Mania, 2017

[gothamgymnast]

This video was hillarious but I still like Forces

[eevee]

Sega trying to figure out how to make good games

[Chronobus]

Introducing a new Sonic game! Sonic Automation!

Play through your favourite stages like Green Hill and Chemical Plant with 10 new stages built around the themes. We need to move on from those Emerald Coasts and City what's it now? They're old and Green Hill and Chemical Plant are the IN with Modern Sonic right now!

Modern Sonic will now have help from those trusty boost pads. If you don't hold the controller for more than 5 seconds, a row of boost pads will now help Sonic get to the end so you don't have to play the game.

Classic Sonic returns once again and we made him heavier and clunkier than in Forces! Don't bother running up those hills at full speed because you won't make it... but we could slip in those dash panels so we can help you get up those hills.

We listened to your complaints! We added the Werehog back! No more confusing combos, now you can just spam the X button over and over! You wanted longer levels? Werehog has you covered as these levels take a half hour long to complete!

News just in! Check out the funky level designs we have in store for you. Remember how tired you were from sliding under doors at the right time in Sonic Generations because you had to reach for that Circle/B button? Boy did we learn from that mistake. Now we streamlined the levels so now you don't have to jump or turn to complete the levels. We also made the levels just straight lines to the end so you can boost right through those eggbots who result to nothing more than boost fodder.

By the way we have a little thing for those *non-boosters*! Boost is now automatically activated so pressing that cursed square or X button will be a problem no longer for the real players! Say goodbye to tired thumbs from pressing more than one button at a time! Also no boost gauge so you can kill enemies without worrying about the boost gauge running out! What are you going to do now you non-boost fuckers?

UPDATE! We're too lazy to make a new level! How about Sonic just walk into the goal ring at the start of the stage? We really need to please those journalists who can't get through those Dark Souls like tutorial levels! I'm sure this time we'll get a 10/10 from even IGN. They really know what they're talking about when it comes to games!

You're favourite Game Director and Producer, Takashi iizuka is now back to abuse Adventure fans more. Exclusive interview from polygon "Chaos and Shadow weren't bosses in Sonic Forces because they debuted in Sonic Adventure and those games resemble fun and engaging gameplay which is something I despise! I hate having challenges in video games!"

Sonic Automation! Automate yourself to pre-order now for day one Super Sonic DLC!

[brianngoma]

Funnily enough IGN of all places probably gave the most honest and fair review so far. You must check it out. It's actually pretty good.

[knuxuki]

Eggman is Mania...






*nice*

[freddi]

*sees that zavok is ign*
12/10 INCREDIBLE ACCURACY! MOST ACCURATE VIDEO 2O17

[rageman]

Teen Titans Go to the movies in a nutshell

Sonic: TTG movie
Infinite: The Incredibles 2
Zavok: Infinite War
Chaos: Rotten Tomato
Metal Sonic: Metacritic
Shadow: IMDB
Tails: DC
Eggman: Cartoon fans

[seanisnthere]

The little blue savior... but what’s that I smell? You reek of *linearity.*
That’s not *linearity, * I *have a multiple pathways here and there!*

[Gamesforus]

The game is mediocre/ok. I wouldn't say outright bad, just disappointing.

[_skye]

i like how sonic adventure 2 battle just appears out of nowhere and attacks sonic forces.

[Mochi_Madness]

LIKE SONIC LIKE SONIC LIKE SONIC LIKE SONIC, LIKE, SONIIICC

[NoahGarian]

0:11 at least Forces got a hit out of ign that made my day