15 Things You Should NEVER Do On An Airplane

When you go on a plane, not all the do’s and don’ts are explained to you. Do you want to not be everybody’s least-favorite person to fly with? Here are 15 things you should NEVER do to make your flight a little bit easier – for you AND for everyone else on it

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[MystLunarabne]

1) Don't put any mother fucking snakes on the mother fucking plane.

[Jackal]

last year I sat in the emergency exit row and they wouldn't let me sit there until I showed my ID. They said you have to be like 15 to sit 21

[ternedo]

One time I did get mad at the child. Him screaming delayed our flight by an hour. ON THE HOT TARMAC

[TheBlazinBraixen]

Something's telling that Dolan took his Nintendo switch on a plane and something happened

[toasterwithapinkmoustache]

1. Do not throw your phone while it’s on airplane mode. Airplane mode doesn’t actually work and it’s just a useless button on your phone.

[lukerideout]

Answer to the children crying : don't take them on holiday they won't even remember it

[avtic]

Thanks Dolan, as a Cabin Crew it baffles me how people check their brains at curbside.
Also, a great time to grab that book, or your cell phone or whatever else is buried deep in you backpack/carry on/ hand bag is when they announce that boarding will start soon, not in the middle of the aircraft aisle when you’re blocking everyone from getting thru you.

[davenorton]

Once on a plane I started to take a shit, it was all fine and what not. until, l suddenly my ass just exploded all in the toilet.... when I left, everyone in like the closest 5 seats were staring at me, and to make it worse, someone walked in a few seconds later and I heard dry heaving....

[EvelynnWinters]

Number 1: Don't plant a bomb! This can be very dangerous as bombs have a tendency to explode.

[Luckster]

Something I would add after I had a trip from California all the way to Finland, is that during your cross-ocean flight, take off your shoes to give your feet and toes circulation rather than being pinched and cramped the entire flight. Put your shoes in your personal bag, or tuck them in under the seat in front of you.

I regret not doing this on the way to Finland and as a result I had circulation issues and a massive blister form on one of my feet because of being confined in such a cramped and sweaty pair of boots for 16 hours straight. On the way back, however, I did remove my boots and felt LOADS better with all my traveling around on the way in compared to on the way out--especially needing to stand through customs once I got back into the states.

[caitlin]

Bring lollies= don't get plane sick. I found that out eventually. I also found that earplugs and sleep masks were a god send for 12+ hour trips.

[petekniffen]

15 reasons why Dolan won't show his spiky hair on camera.

[themerryweeb]

*"Sees airplane in title"*
Well, get ready for those edgy people making 9/11 jokes!

[BDeerhead]

Maybe part of that crucial carry-on should be a package of earplugs that you can share with your fellow passengers. Then you'll be a God damn hero!

[duck-ngxm]

One time I saw my friend jack when I was on an air plane that I hadn't seen in a long time so I stood up and yelled hi jack! Idk y i got arrested...

[cxyi]

I yelled out bomb and i’m still here :3

[sam-dhds]

Once i was on a plane and there was a screaming and crying baby sitting in front of me the baby then turned around and looked over the seat to me and i made funny faces then they stopped crying the mum thanked me and gave me 10 bucks

[GTdba]

Word of advice: Avoid taking a piss or shit right before the beginning of landing procedure. It suddenly gets all unconfortable!

[autumbreeze]

5:17 I've only ever had that problem once, though I feel I'm justified in my falling asleep on the flight.

It was a flight from Hong Kong to Japan, the flight left around 2am and we'd spent the whole of the previous day at Hong Kong Disneyland during a day with HORRID humidity and been up all the time since then, so I can't really be blamed for being so exhausted by the time we got on the plane that I fell asleep the moment I dropped into my seat... waking up 3 hours later in Japan with the local time being around 6:30am

[CanzetYote]

Thank for the tips. I'll be flying out to Oregon in a couple months (last time I flied was January 2001). The only two carry on bags I'm bringing will hold my laptop and clothes. I don't wanna lose my laptop. It'll only be like a 2 hour flight anyway so I should be fine.