How To Be An American

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Featuring:

Alex Farnham

Scooter Magruder

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DIRECTED BY IFHT

WRITTEN BY
IFHT

DIRECTOR OF PHOTOGRAPHY
Matt Dennison

EDITING, NARRATION, SOUND & COLOUR CORRECTION
Matt Dennison

RECORDED ON RODE MICROPHONES

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If you’re reading this it’s not too late to comment “Mahalo”.

[bert]

Not ONCE did he mention “Deep fry”, “Cheeseburger”, or “Apple Pie.”

[jarettiechroeb]

"History began july 4th 1776. Everything before that was a mistake."

[djlesinski]

"do they have oil?" Most accurate part of this video

[glenmarmurallon]

"If you don't have an American flag in your front yard you might be a commie" lol

[jacksonkendrick]

You’re measuring system is completely off we measure in Big Macs per bald eagle

[red]

Wait, Canada exists? I thought that was one of those myths they told kids like how vegetables are healthy.

[Vanalovan]

Fuck yeah, tUeSdAy is my favorite holiday of the year!

[momo.netorare]

I’m stealing “of course I’m free this is America” whenever someone asks me if I’m available to do something

[tylerkihut]

You forgot to add “brag about your military”

[Hello-ekmd]

*Step 29:* When a cop approaches you, whip out your phone and scream, “I kNoW mY rIgHtS!”

[CBCFilms]

You forgot about breakfast. Bacon, bacon, bacon, some more bacon, a .50 cal round, bacon.

[jackeverett]

I'm American and I'm not even offended
this was beautiful 😂

[deepblue]

Im American and i find this...





Completely accurate

[venividivivi]

I was about to comment about how false the suing thing was, until I remembered that there was a man who waited four hours for a large hanging "P" in a Walmart "Pharmacy" sign to fall on his head so he could sue them.

You can go fact check that. It's true.

[kaiterich]

Ok the accents cracked me up😂 cause it’s so true. My dads from Boston and that’s how he speaks and my moms from the south and that’s how me and her speak. 100% accurate 😂🇺🇸

[calix]

Um, excuse me, all Americans do not own a pet eagle.
We each have thirteen pet eagles to represent the thirteen original colonies. Get your facts straight, Canada.

[scorptile]

When you were naming the states you forgot to say

Minnesota: the state that wants to be just like Canada

[cryptichex]

You forgot to add
"Make fun of Canadians and how polite we are”

[lukevertin]

As an American I say that this is pretty accurate

[Opal]

Dont forget:


kinder eggs are the most dangerous killing machines on Earth, but guns are safe fun for everyone