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[Hakeaa]

Using brazils aviation network structure as a viewbot is the biggest, most specific flex anyone can ever have.

[WeaponizedGoochsweat]

"why is my flight delayed?"

"YouTube is down"

[_gold_eye_]

I’m convinced IT professionals are tech priests from 40k, doing comically weird rituals to appease the machine spirits.

[shawnboyett]

IT Specialist here. I can confirm this. It's not that the whatever data transfer program stops working. Windows itself will go to sleep if a certain amount of time goes by and it'll fuck up any kind of data transfer. My go to was a 10 hour timer video lol. Because playing a YouTube video will stop Windows from going to sleep.

[Khornecussion]

" Why do we play these videos on repeat? "

" This pleases the Machine Spirit, so it functions. "

[martefala]

Please do NOT unlist the videos I have been stuck in São Paulo for 7 hours and I need my plane to be working. I beg of you.

[VJK]

As an IT dev, Brazilian born and raised, this seems about right

[jackwalkeruwu]

I FUCKIN love my Country, this is what we call "Gambiarra" Which consists of the phrase "question my methods but not my results" put into action

[padalan]

Ah yes, computer sciences. Everything is predictable, but the programmer's spaghetti code still turns it into witchcraft.

[stikfamaster]

"This doesn't even effect the other bit, but if I take it out, the whole thing falls apart!"
every programmer and IT guy ever lol

[fightingblind]

As a certified IT technician, I can confirm that we do weird thing in the background to keep the systems running. 😂 We are getting a couple of Whacky Wavy Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Men to keep the lights on because they are on a 5 minute motion sensor timeout 😂
Edit: corrected name and thanks for all the likes.

[anacarolsguima]

Foreigners will never fully comprehend the fine art that is gambiarra 😂😂😂

[JTruongrd]

"It's stupid and its dumb, it's stupid dumb but it will have to do for now" Sums up IT solutions.

[nathanstein]

I run a “10 hours of silence” video and it never fails to scare the shit out of me when an ad pops up

[TalentHouseAd]

Knew a guy who worked in a lab, and one of the million dollar machines in a scientific lab is surrounded by plushies. It is surrounded by plushies because unless the plushies are there, FOR SOME REASON, the million dollar machine breaks down. Sometimes the machine will hiccup, or have issues, and when that happens, one of the lab technicians has to stop what they are doing, pick up a plushie, and wiggle it in front of the machine, and then it works

[SerunaXI]

So, what he's saying is, 2nd monitor content keeps Brazil's birds in the air.

[arealboiii]

I have no idea who you are, but this is a glorious use of the internet and im glad you got to be a part of it

[pietro]

"puts the entire playlist on private"

Thousands die.

[snowstalker]

Can confirm, had to do something similar with my old Win 7 machine. Doing massive intensive work like scheduled deep anti-virus scans, defrags, and full copy backups somehow didn't count as enough "work" to stop the computer from going to sleep in the middle of it. So we plugged in a joystick.

Joystick sensors almost always have a tiny bit of extraneous data, which gets ignored when you set the deadzone. So if you DON'T set that deadzone, it acts as a jiggler and keeps the computer from going to sleep.

[stirrcrazy]

I recently learned that the famous “rendering at 5am” meme video is actually a real thing IT departments do at renderfarms after installing new machines but before configuring them on short notice