How Each Class Prepares for Combat in Dungeons and Dragons

Which class do you relate to the most?

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[Zigzf]

"I want their insides on the outsides" is a surprisingly solid plan.

[emberthefox]

I like how the Rogue already had it done by the time they started planning.

[mangaartist]

That is the most accurate depiction of a cleric I've ever seen. Half expected Wizard to say, "Yeah, let's go with Fireball."
Also, Warlock sent in Rogue first for efficiency's sake and you can't convince me otherwise.

[SerenityM]

“They have puppies as hostages…alright I want their insides on their outsides” is probably the most relatable lawful good quirk ever

[Attilathepun]

Fighter: "I draw my sword"
Barbarian: "I ready my axe"
Cleric: "I take out my morningstar"
Monk: "I take my hands out of my pockets."

[challengingarmadillo]

My Party before the campaign: “They can’t know we’re here, it’s all about stealth”
My Party during the campaign: “It’s stealth if there are no witnesses left”

[canhaoambulante]

I like to think that the wizard is actually reading and analysing the fighter's plan.

[theinnerhollow]

The Barbarian makes a great point. Never had an encounter where running in screaming with absolutely no plan didn't go well(ignore wizard in the background dying because of reckless attack important at all)

[NoForksGiven]

Barbarian: Attack
Fighter: Attack skillfully
Paladin: Attack divinely
Rogue: Attack from the back
Ranger: Attack from range
Monk: Attack multiple times
Cleric: Attack but carefully, my heals are limited
Druid: Attack as an animal
Warlock: Attack quickly
Sorcerer: Attack with fire
Wizard: Attack intelligently
Bard: Try talking it out first? Maybe they can be reasoned with

[silverblade]

I love how the rogue is being genuinely helpful and not stereotypically screwing over the party!

[codebracker]

There's 2 kinds of warlock efficiency:
1. Warlock who can see trough walls and read documents in every language
2. Warlock who can take out the guards with eldritch blast from 1200 feet away

[TheFoxfiend]

Is anyone else noticing how the Wizard is the only one to figure out they were looking at the wrong side of the scroll? Although the Warlock is very compelling and I'd likely follow their plans.

[SoulHero]

Paladin one is so accurate.
Normal Situation: Ethical Tactician.
Innocents in Danger: LEEROY JENKINS!!!

[Dile]

Warlock: "i have a plan to make everythng so quick you will not even see it
Party: "okay, tell us then"
Warlock: "i sent rogue, and he is already back with the McGuffin"

[archellothewolf]

I like how the Rogue's plan is "Objective Complete. Run!" I've accidently and unwittingly picked up so many McGuffins in my day. One campaign it got so bad that we ended up skipping an entire quest. When the NPC was pointing our party towards a lich's tower our Paladin recognized we'd already been in that part of the map a few levels back so he told the NPC to check and see if the item we were being sent to get was in my wagon. After a quick inventory check, apparently we'd looted the tower in question while the Lich was away from his tower (because the DM didn't want to TPK us for exploring) and while searching for traps I had pocketed a large glowing crystal. Since the Wizard couldn't figure out what it did besides glow, I had been using it as a makeshift lamp to make the wagon feel more like a home. Turns out it was one of the hearts of a shattered god and we didn't have to go fight a lich. GM had been sitting on that fun fact for quite a while... go figure.

[NorninTGK]

The wizard is on point. So many spells, so much indecision.

[zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba]

Good for Wizard. When presented with many options, go through the back door.

[mitchellslate]

This one got me...Probably your best one ever. The Rogue just runs by, "I got what we need, just go". The Sorcerer just doubling party damage. The Warlock literally being so weak and planning Speed and Expedite Conquest. The Wizard...Intelligence takes a while...

[lunaredelvour]

The fact that the Cleric is so sick of the party and is done with being the nice guy just gets me😂
Also I wish the wizard spent all that time analyzing and then went "I've done the calculations, I will die no matter what we do"

[rishithegray]

This might be the longest wizard has lasted in a skit. I was expecting 1d4 planning damage