The TRUTH about Bad Gear

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The TRUTH about Bad Gear
I found this conspiracy theory on Reddit - Sun Tsu

Music Used: Cjbeards - Fire and Thunder

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Disclaimer: The entire text is a truckload of horse dung, it clearly is of satirical nature and please FOR THE LOVE OF MOOG don't take it seriously.

Or is it???

Bad Gear is a Psy-Ops by Big Synth, and Florian Pilz is a plant
Hear me out

we've all been there, right? Lusting after that shiny new synth, thinking it's going to be the answer to all our musical woes. But have you ever stopped to think... why? Why do we feel this insatiable need to acquire more and more gear? The answer is simple: Big Synth.

Big Synth, the shadowy conglomerate of synthesizer manufacturers with Uli Behringer as their leader, has been playing us for fools. They've been conducting covert psy-ops on the unsuspecting synth community for years. And the worst part? They've planted their agent right under our noses: Florian Pilz.

Now, I know what you're thinking: "Florian?". Yes, Florian. It's all been a ruse. Every meme, every ironic post, every "early-pop dreamy radio-wave brostep from an beach near you" jam – it's all been carefully orchestrated by Big Synth to brainwash us into emptying our wallets. This textbook MK ultra operation ticks all of the CIA mind-programming boxes.

Think about it. Every time you see an episode, what's your first thought? "Man, I really need a new synth." Coincidence? I think not. It's meme warfare, my friends. A subtle, insidious campaign to make us believe that our self-worth is tied to the number of synths we own.

And let's not even get started on the "bad gear" narrative. Big Synth wants us to believe that our current gear is never good enough. That there's always something better, shinier, more expensive out there. It's a never-ending cycle of Gear Acquisition Syndrome that keeps us perpetually unsatisfied and perpetually spending. I'm on my 10th Hydrasynth and there is no signs of stopping.

So, the next time you feel that itch to buy a new synth, remember: it's not you, it's them. Big Synth and their meme warrior, Florian Pilz, are pulling the strings.

Stay woke, synth fam. Stay woke.

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[Mkhaus]

They put chemicals in the water to make our analog synths digital.

[MyReasonToPlay]

We've never seen Florian's legs. Why? Think about it. Because Florian is a plant in a pot.

[Dadhus]

I stopped wearing a tinfoil hat when it began to interfere with my theremin collection.

[giorgio.]

Never trust a YouTuber who always has a Kafka book carefully and prominently placed on the shelf behind him in every video—especially when it's sometimes upside down. That tells you everything you need to know.

[weirdmjcasino]

that's bullshit...I can stop anytime I want

[elecblush]

*looks over at all my gear that has been featured on Bad Gear.... "damn you Florian... you played me... like.. like a Volca"

[pirateradioFPV]

We are the Korg, you will be Volcanized -Florian, Big Synth, 2024

[Demoulous]

They come into my house in the middle of the night and rearrange my furniture exactly as it was. I KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN HERE AS EVERYTHING IS HOW I LEFT IT!!!

[seedmole]

Where else could someone get so many on-point memes other than a government/industry supply? It's all so obvious.

[maertsnosmirc]

I'm confused. I didn't stop and rewind even once. What am I supposed to do with all this extra time?

[andrewjacobs]

This disenfranchised group, known by many as the dawless

[Artstical]

That's what they want YOU to think.

I can see that TE Choir doll behind Florian. He's being watched, and he's trying to warn us somehow.

[Techwonderland]

Chemtrails made the P-6 knobs and buttons shrink.

[sonicgr]

This conspiracy theory ticks all the boxes!

[ladyapp-titude]

Florian Pilz is eating our CAT5 cables.

[AvocadoRob]

The conspiracy runs so deep Florian can tell us and we won't believe amazing! I often think they do get together and exclude 1 feature each from their lines. Akai and Roland gave up USB audio this round. Korg got the 'lose a turn' card and Yamaha is truckin' along like it 's still 2005. In sum, if you're broke, don't feel bad. ;)

[dirkbartnik]

Florian Pilz is not a Big Synth plant, but a Big Synth mushroom. It's right there in his name!!

[remowo_]

For me it's much simpler... I keep buying new synths believing that way I will aquire the playing skill I lack.

[pbbbht]

I love the "Do your own research!" energy 😂😂😂