Sketch: The Libertarian DIY Face Mask

This homemade mask requires a few minutes of sewing, which is admittedly more work than most congressmen put into reading the stimulus bill.

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#coronavirus #facemask #comedy

Written, directed, shot, edited, and produced by Meredith and Austin Bragg.
Music: "Wholesome" by Kevin MacLeod used under an Attribution 3.0 Unported (CC BY 3.0) license.

Here's A Quick Guide to Making Your Own Mask at Home Because The Government Clearly Doesn’t Have a Clue and It’s All on Us Now.

Thanks to the Baltimore aerial surveillance program for these overhead shots, that’s some seriously dystopian shit.

Cut your fabric into two 10" by 6" rectangles. When you measure, imagine you're redrawing your own congressional district: give yourself some extra room for any stupid mistakes.

Needles are sharp, so be careful—we’ve got enough tiny pricks screwing things up right now.

Thread the needle like a Clinton on gay rights, fold like Republicans on free trade, and hem right down the line like way too many votes in the Senate. Republicans, I know you guys love closing borders, so this part should really tickle your nuts.

Use string, fabric, or elastic to make ties for your head. Politicians will need a little extra to get around that thick empty skull.

So there you have it: the Joe Biden of facemasks. I don’t want it, It might touch your face in a strange way, I doubt it can even do the job, but the only alternative seems dangerous and irresponsible. Yet if I even consider a third option somehow that makes me the asshole.

[watchdealer]

"Fold like Republicans on free trade"
You didn't have to do them that dirty 😂

[alexandreparent]

Did he just made fun of the left and the right? I love it.

[mustang]

Sounds like this mask is not politically correct.

[jeffersonianideal]

Fashionable Anarcho-capitalism color scheme shown.

[christ]

You managed to piss off both sides. Great job

[root]

I want this guy to do instructions for EVERYTHING

[byteme]

Thats why I am a "Libertarian, " we have a better sense of humor!

[DarkClosetOfTheMind]

Love it! It wasn't what I was expecting, and I was pleasantly surprised.

[edgarbm]

"Imagine you're redrawing your own Congressional district - give yourself some extra room for any stupid mistakes."


oh man I lost it.


This is video was exactly what we needed. Thanks Reason!

[alribisi]

Such a relief to see people who understand me. The rest of the time it’s, “Don’t hate me because I’m libertarian.”

[SuperAtheist]

I don't think this was about face masks.

[taborthacker]

As a pharmacist volunteer, the outbreak of respiratory illness resulting from Corona-virus is going viral, face mask is in severe shortage! My sister is a pharmacist. She suggested using muslin cotton cloth to make masks, I ordered 18 packs of muslin cotton cloths on the DEFONO store on Amazon as the fabric for masks. I have made 60 masks for healthcare workers.

[FAKETV]

I did not expect this video to be like that. Loved this.

[StrategicWealthLLC]

My wife’s a hardcore Republican and her response was, “Well done, sir. Well done.”

[daylncross]

YT really needs a “love” option for commentary during a video.

[bhough]

Came here hoping for Andrew Heaton, ended up pleasantly surprised.
More of this please!!

[jacobhuff]

Please don't insult my political beliefs, ReasonTv. I'm not saying where my beliefs are I, You'll have to figure that out. 😆😆😆😅

[legohow]

I love your videos but this is the best video i have ever seen. I have watched it 10 times and shared it many too

[davidpontius]

Does this guy have his own YouTube channel? That was pretty damn funny.

[MilwaukeeFC]

I made my face mask out of satin panties. It doesn't look like panties, but if you look closely you can identify the components. I just like having panties on my face, but couldn't do it in public before.