Jund Ways to Die

Lyrics:
Verse 1:
Letting Chandra go ulting
Falling into a Raging Ravine
Play a decklist that’s out of date
Not sideboarding any creature hate

Chorus:
Jund ways to die
So many Jund ways
Jund ways to di-i-ie
So many Jund ways to die

Verse 2:
Betrayed by Kalitas
Play Infect, but you’re not the Boss
Mad gods turn to arson
Getting paired up against Bard Narson “I’m *bleep* Jund guy!”

Chorus

Verse 3:
Let a Grim Flayer go unblocked
Tasigur has dark schemes to concoct
Half the creatures pump themselves
And on top of that, now they have Bloodbraid Elves

Chorus

Verse 4:
Triple Bolt to the face
Land destruction kills your mana base
Gettin’ drained by Deathrite ShaMAN
Wait a minute, that card is banned!

Chorus

Verse 5:
Losing all your combo pieces to discard
Scoozing all your creatures out of the graveyard
Losing creatures to edicts from Liliana
Failing to remove a 6/7 Tarmogoyf
Getting outvalued by Dark Confidant
They may not rhyme, but they’re quite possibly

Chorus Redux:
The Jundest ways to die
Jundest ways to die
Jundest ways to di-i-i-ie
So many Jund
So many Jund ways to die

Credits (in order of appearance:)
MTG - An Advanced Guide To Modern Jund for Magic: The Gathering (Tolarian Community College)
SCGBALT - Round 4 - James Ollerhead vs Reid Duke (Star City Games)
Grand Prix Minneapolis 2014 Finals: Jun Young Park vs. Andrew Huska (Modern) (Magic: the Gathering)
Modern Magic — Jund Midrange vs. Obliterator Midrange (T1GlistenerElf)
Modern Magic — Merfolk vs. Jund (T1GlistenerElf)
GPIndy Round 3: Adam Jansen (Jund) vs. Chad Kastel (Abzan) (ChannelFireball)
Modern 01/03/17: Mike Farrell (Jund) vs Kevin Liao (Infect) (Top Deck Productions)
Theros Trailer - English (Magic: the Gathering)
9/15/16 - Majors VS Brad: Abzan VS Jund (Modern) (Star City Games)
4/15/16 - Todd VS. Brad: Grixis Control VS. Jund (Magic: the Gathering) (Star City Games)
10/18/16 - Tom VS. Todd: Infect VS. Jund (Modern) (Star City Games)
Instant Deck Tech: Jund (Legacy) (MTGGoldfish)
(Toxic player, FYI) BBE Jund - Modern - Feb 17th, 2018 (Jeff Hoogland)
Bloodbraid Elf Timelapse (Steve Argyle)
Grand Prix Denver Finals: Pat Cox vs. Vidianto Wijaya (Legacy) (Magic: the Gathering)
SCGINDY - Modern - Round 8b - Pete Ingram vs Tyler Lutes (Star City Games)
SCGBALT - Legacy - Finals - Lloyd Kurth vs Dustin Shiles (Magic: the Gathering) (Star City Games)
Return to Ravnica Trailer (Magic: the Gathering)
Eldritch Moon Trailer (Magic: the Gathering)
Aether Revolt Trailer (Magic: the Gathering)
SCGBALT - Round 11 - Reid Duke vs Brennan Decandio (Star City Games)
SCGINVI - Las Vegas - Legacy Open - Finals - Jacob Wilson vs Cory Teran (Star City Games)
SCGLA - Legacy - Round 4b - Wes Kalbus vs Vidianto Wijaya (Star City Games)
Friday Nights - Grand Prix Calgary (Magic: the Gathering)

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[raulperez]

«wait that's not my name, *FIX IT* »
-Bard «Jund Guy» Narson

[XxoHollowoxX]

After a long 12 hour day at work, I come home to see this, and I couldn’t help but cracking a smile. Thanks T1.

[enapets]

I just wanted to let you know that this video got me into modern (playing jund of course) and also that I listen to this at least once a week.

[LeRiukk]

Is this a cover of Dumb Ways to Die????

[Rainfall]

Awesome idea! Thinking of covering this if that is cool with you.

[GreenSkyDragon]

Whoop'em "Jund'em" style

[juanma]

playing with my abzan singing "juuuund ways to die" all day. Damn you T1 hahaha

[lilianauwu]

shame on you for using the M10 PNG for Lightning Bolt

we want the Rush art!

[FolloweroftheBlind]

I played against Jund at FNM last week and played elves and game two Jund player was a land away from damnation but I somehow pulled it off before turn four lol.

[georgetheskeleton]

nice song, not the best at singing though. still great