Being a Dumb Tourist in Alpha Minecraft for 13 Minutes

HELLO EVERYONE! Today I took a trip back to alpha Minecraft and it went TERRIBLY. Apparently there are no """beds""" or """"""running mechanics""""" in this version of the game, so I had some trouble adjusting. Overall though, it wasn't actually that bad, and I ended up making a pretttyyyy swag Premier Inn. Would reccommend visiting here!
Btw, 'torch' is British for 'flashlight'- so that's what I meant when I said I was shining a torch on my screen :]
Hope you enjoyed!

[impsignia]

I swear your commentary in these "dumb tourist" videos are the verbal embodiment of a child learning to walk and I love it

[ChessBoardGames]

“I’m a good role model, I fill in my creeper holes!”
Every Minecraft server ever watching that starts to feel their soul burning

[malshuri]

Alternate title: "Onceler in denial tries to live in Premier Inn, devastated at the lack if beds"

[leandrotonial]

Squiddo: There's no purpose building a roof!



Minecraft Spiders: Bonjour.
(Edit: Thanks for 7 likes!)

[PhazeRay]

“I can’t make a chest noise, I’m not a chest...”
Favorite quote but yo seriously those subtitles that must’ve taken forever!

[rhionaanimates]

“whats the point of a roof??“
me, throwing my opinion in without anyone asking:

*spider.*
edit: phantoms weren’t in the game when I said this comment?1?1!

[non-existent]

YOUR EXCITEMENT OVER THIS IS SO WHOLESOME Im so excited to watch the whole thing, ,

[Allunary]

I remember when I used to play old minecraft, whenever the sun would set sometimes some of the chunks in the distance would take a while to actually darken with the rest, and I just looked at those brighter chunks to pretend like it wasn't getting darker because I was scared AHAh

All of your commentary bringing back so many childhood memories for me, Yogscast, Shadow of Israphel, damn dude

[kazuichikazzie]

Soggy Damage is a phrase I’m going to use from now on.

[DarkSummervids]

Squiddo: the onceler-
me: *war flashbacks*

[mcmiracle_]

I didn’t expect myself to watch it all, but being someone who doesn’t have a PC but really wants one to do what your doing now I stuck around, and honestly I enjoyed it all, that was charming and just Pog. 13k subscribers is actually quite a bit and I can see you going far with this! #iwasherebefore100k pog

[calvingaming]

0:08

*Modern questions require modern solutions.*

[noobdronetm]

Squiddo: (talking about her house/inn)
(Sees pig)
Squiddo:*M E A T L O C A T E D*

[lilyminer]

As a fellow tumblr user I completely understand your fear of any mention of the onceler

[Kitsune-ty]

Squiddo: "WHAT ARE ROOFS FOR????"
me: If you don't have a roof you will probably be killed by spiders. They can climb up walls...."

[afajardo]

Just letting you know I would watch every single episode of an alpha SMP

[cawareyoudoin]

The panic in your voice when you said "I'm not the Onceler!"
I know. Not first hand, but I know.

[boxofstuff]

I've never heard that cow noise and am now terrified what they did to get that sound

[CelestialityRW]

squiddo: what is the purpose of a roof?
Spiders: allow us to introduce ourselves

[carbnchaos]

i lost it when you said "am i the onceler?"
ive seen that fandom