Disco Elysium: Shrimp Fried Rice

mr evrart is helping me fry my rice

[escuiper]

TITUS HARDIE - "The bird flu? Yeah, copper. They tend to do that".

[TehNoobiness]

"ROAD WORK AHEAD? CUNO HOPES IT FOCKIN DOES"

[vitzol]

ENCYCLOPEDIA : [ Medium : Success ] You recognize the dish on the table, it is typically know as Shrimp Fried Rice.
LOGIC : [ Trivial : Failure ] A Shrimp fried this rice.

[nhaedzwero]

GARY, THE CRYPTOFASCIST - "You're telling me, officer, that A GINGER- excuse me, (in whispers) a ginger bred this man?!"

[blandroid]

KLAASJE - "Chefs Kiss"? (chuckles) Detective, I'm sure they do

[arandomcommenter]

I’ve never played disco elysium but I saw one clip where the main character threatened to shoot himself in the head and then promptly did so after being told he wouldn’t

[smokyprogg]

GARTE, THE CAFETERIA MANAGER - "What's upstairs? Detective, do I need to remind you that stairs can't talk?"

[buckbumble]

JOYCE: wood fire pizza? how is pizza going to get a job now?

[yazidefirenze]

TRAY OF COOKIES - "Steam rises off the biscuits slowly, the scent wafting into your nostrils.
ELECTROCHEMISTRY - I fucking love this smell.
ENCYCLOPEDIA [Trivial: Success] - This is a cookie known as a "gingerbread man", usually made for Christmas alongside Gingerbread houses."
LOGIC [Trivial: Failure] - You're telling me a GINGER bred this man?
CONCEPTUALIZATION [Easy: Success] - It's not a pretty sight to think of.
GARTE, THE CAFETERIA MANAGER - The man doesn't pay attention to the baked goods, nor to you.

1. "Can I have a cookie, please?"
2. "Did a ginger breed this man?"
3. Walk away (End Dialogue)

GARTE, THE CAFETERIA MANAGER - The man sighs, as if you are the dumbest man on the planet. "No, sir, no gingers were involved in the making of the gingerbread men."
EMPATHY [Challenging: Success] - He's testing you. He wants you to believe him. But he's not prepared to believe in you if it gets you to go away.
AUTHORTY [Challenging: Success] - Demand to see proof of the cooking process! We can't let this injustice go unnoticed!

1. "Can I have a cookie, please?"
2. [Authority - Formidable 13] "Where is your proof that gingers weren't involved?"
3. Thank the man and walk away. (End Dialogue)

[harperreese]

CUNO - “What’s up-stairs? They can’t talk!”

[thepicausno]

It's the failed roll effect that did it for me

[Our_Remedy]

MEASUREHEAD: "I NEARLY TOOK YOUR PITIABLE ATTEMPTS AT WORDPLAY SERIOUSLY AS I FIND THE SATIRICLE MISUNDERSTANDING TO BE INDICITIVE OF YOUR OWN IDIOCY. YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF, AS IM SURE YOUR LINEAGE IS OF YOU."

[boodle]

These are acutally all weirdly fitting to the characters:
Kim = doesn't understand or care about modern slang, so he assumes you are being literal with the word "based"

Evrart = is making a cheeky joke, legit this feels like a response he'd give to someone complaining about him building an apartment complex

Detective= acutally just had a stroke and genuinely assumes that shrimp have the capability to fry rice and is baffled at this "new discovery"

[Engardian]

Love how Kim sounds genuinely confused

[SomeRandoQuacko]

INLAND EMPIRE [Difficult - SUCCESS] - A sea bug, with a casserole in hand, made this for you to eat. A sense of warmth and welcoming comes over you.

[nonamecorn]

it sounded so in character kim dealing with random bs of harry and evrart just playing with words while it feels like harry genuinely dont understand

[ooccttoo]

JEAN VICQUEMERE- “Road works ahead? Yeah, I sure hope it does.”

[jeremyfisher]

I got a philidelphia "plant based" commercial and forgot what video I was watching until kim asked "based? based on what?"

[sonokawaray]

IP address? You mean the cops know where I pee?

[franciscovegamarquez]

"Are you telling me the state of Kentucky fried this chicken?"