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Composure (Trivial - Failure)

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“You didn’t stop, did you? Now you’re just obsessing over *other* peoples sexuality.”

Kim.Kitsuragi

Lmao, this is literally failing a suggestion or conceptualization check, hilarious.

elaishane

homosexual undergrounds beyond human understanding

Torgan

I live in an impoverished district of a large coastal city under the control of greedy oligarchs (It's exactly like Martinaise, so it's a Disco Elysium reference)

svijj_

kim, i stopped obsessing over my sexuality.

stardust

"I approve of this, very futuristic." *Point at the men kissing*

dialectiks

Visual Calculus [Easy: Success] In front of you are two men, walking together. One of them, a balding man with black boots, looks surprisingly like Kim.

Suggestion [Trivial: Success] You should follow them. See if it actually is Kim.

Volition [Formidable: Success] No, you shouldn't. It's not Kim. You know that. Even if it was, why would you follow him? This can only go bad. Just turn around, walk away, and do your job. There's still time.

*The two men stop walking, preparing to part ways. As you watch, they turn to each other and exchange a kiss, catching you off guard. You had suspected they were simply friends, but it seems you had thought wrong.*

COMPOSURE: Silently turn around and walk away [Challenging: Failure] For some reason, this sight is hilarious to you. You cannot say why. But as you look on, you feel it swelling up within you, ready to burst. You try to fight it, but to no avail. The laughter violently explodes out of you like a bullet from your (still lost) gun. The two men turn to you, a look of confusion and offense starting to cover their faces. You manage to stop yourself from laughing, but it's too late. The deed has been done.

Half-Light [Medium: Failure] They're mad. And people who are mad, attack. You don't even have your gun. You need to get out of here, right now. There are even *two* of them, while you are without Kim.

Espirit de Corps [Challenging: Success] Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi sits in his room at the Whirling-In-Rags, lazily going over his notes. He makes very little progress, as he finds his mind continues to drift back towards his partner. He puts his hands on his head and sighs, exasperated. "I never should have let him wander around by himself at night, " he thinks. "He's probably harassing people on the street right now." He then shakes his head, as though trying to shake the thoughts out. "No, I know better than that. I can *at least* trust him to wander the street at night without causing some kind of incident... I hope."

Reaction Speed: Leave in a dignified manner [Heroic: Failure] You need to not be here anymore, right now. As you try to take a step away from the pair of men, you find that, in your desperation, you accidentally put *far* too much power into the step and instead launch yourself straight into the bushes. As you tumble into the small plant, you feel various cuts form across your bare face.

Pain Threshold [Trivial: Success] It's fine. This can't hurt us.

Drama [Godly: Success] My apologies, sire. I know that was exactly the kind of situation you needed me for. But I simply had to see what would happen without me. A thousand pardons.

dr.veronica