why men hate shaving

[snoowbrigade]

he goes from looking like a forklift operator to looking like a corrupt politician

[_Anakin_Skywalker]

Remember, men.
You don't have to shave, but maintainence trims are very important. Stay sharp.

[alexanderglassgames]

Last time I shaved I couldn't look at myself in the mirror for a month.

[arquitensproduction]

Nahh, I always shave my facial hair after a taxi driver chit chat with me and asked how's my wife and kids doing when I'm going home from work. I was 21, single, no kids. Later that night, I shaved my beard and moustache.

The next day, different driver asked me if I just got home from school lmao

[tamreingamasai]

As an asian man without any facial hair I say this is Gugu Gaga

[lordtejas]

-50 dominance
-50 confidence
-20 strength
-80 intimidation
+20 look young

[stoneheart]

The facial hair paradox. When you have facial hair you look ten years older than you actually are. When you shave it off you then look ten years younger than your actual age.

[aldotorres]

"I have so many regrets. I wish I could start over in life."
"Have you tried shaving?"

[Francis_M]

Easiest way to get your wife sent to prison

[ZOCCOK]

Don't Shave:
Look 50% Older
Shave:
Look 50% Younger
Maintenance Trim:
Look just the right age

[eddydrunky]

Last time i shaved, a cashier asked me for my id even tho im 27, still laugh to this day

[michaelladcani]

As a man who shaves, I can confirm I’ve turned into a child several times

[arathorn]

This is why I can never shave. I haven't in ten years, who knows what would happen if I did now

[MrGlass-xgpu]

My wife never saw me without beard. If I shave, she'll totally not recognise me.
😅

[sketch-R]

We grow beards to cover up how young we look then complain about how old we feel, are or just look again.

[melan.c]

He went from a grandpa to a father to a child 💀

[fighter]

Downsides: You become infantile
Upsides: You get your hair back

[keenannor]

As a representative of the male community, I can confirm this is how it works

[The_Jerkinator]

Fun fact: many women also have to "shave" their faces too but those razors are disguised as forms of facial cleaners.
They are narrow and small (look like a girly pocket knife almost) and get off the small hairs on the jaws, chins, upper lip, even cheeks. This is especially more prominent with women who have hormonal imbalances

[_cloudface_]

Bruh, if it made my head hair grow back like in the skit I would aye