crackermilk

sharks in swimming pools.

“Master has given Dobby a sock!”

when life was simpler.

When your card declines

when she's ovulating

What we learnt after 18 years in the NAVY

Medieval Karen

saving a baby bird but in Australia

How Gen Z will get Drafted

When a girl catches you staring

Why I hate mimes

Why I hate mimes

Survivor's Worst Player Of All Time

What KFC doesn't want you to know

police when they 'investigate' themselves

Freaky Friday Gender Swap

Begging your parents for McDonald's

What I'd Do With a Time Machine

Why I hate Bouldering

How to test if she’s loyal

How girls pay for things in 2024

your 'hangry' girlfriend

the cotton candy fairy

We struck oil!