How MIT Decides Who to Reject in 30 Seconds

This is how MIT decides who to reject in 30 seconds. For those of you who don't know, MIT is a prestigious private school located in the east coast. Just like the temperature there, MIT's acceptance rate is in the negatives.

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[ShivVZG]

Which University should I do next? ; )

[deadly.desai]

1990 : Go to college to learn how to cure cancer.

2020 : Cure cancer patients in high school to get into college.

[leone]

Just like in marvel you had to be tony stark level genius to apply to MIT

[neerajgogate]

Now make one about why you get rejected from community college

[sophiamariam]

Damn, I took 49 APs... Sucks to be me 😂😂

[Raminator]

You forgot to include “Can’t swim” on the list.
Believe it or not knowing how to swim is required at MIT (or at least it used to be).

[steveglen]

A great scholar once said-
*"They can't reject your application if you don't apply"*

[timacorn]

top 10 rappers Eminem is afraid to diss
#1: ShivVZG

[nico-pdku]

You forgot: you have the need to sleep for more than 5 minutes a week

[nicolvictor]

This is how my girlfriend starts, when I ask her, "what did I do wrong??"

[ballsosaurus_sex]

UGHH why did my parents name me anna but backwards?! Now I can't go to MIT!

[shen]

I wouldn’t even apply to any Ivy Leagues or MIT.

I wouldn’t get in and even if I did I wouldn’t be happy there.

[adamon]

Me : What's wrong with you child?

Asian Parents :

[gaurangshukla]

When education system was created: people will get educated by attending these institutes
Now : get educated to attend these institutes

[patrikk]

MIT: Massachusettes Institute of *TECHNOLOGY*
Also MIT: "No engineers"

[nigelsukhnandan]

Sees this video : yo matthew what school you going to
Matthew: MIT

[UndefinedUser]

0:16

The one kid named MatthewDavidJohnAnna: Stonks

[SolidRoach]

Anybody who gets accepted deserves the fullest respect

[oscarsegura]

POV: you are Peter Parker and trying to find a “valid” excuse on why MIT rejected you without opening the multiverse.

[internetsurfer]

My friend got into MIT, asked if it was worth the daily 2 hours of sleep per day, he said hell yes.