Google Translate Sings: 'I Won't Say I'm in Love' from Hercules

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[PeterFentonCephasGarrett]

"Child trafficking.
Honey, I am very angry"

Wise words from the muses

[everygameguy]

"Child Trafficking" "Honey, I am very angry"

I would be too, Jesus Christ XD

[Smartacus]

"Do you think it's a joke? He created the Heavens and the Earth" actually fits in with the gospel theme, nice.

[lashauntibostick]

"It's corny but I love me" same

[barbaro]

"It's corny, but I love me, "

HAHAHA best line :D

[laughloveshop]

"It's corny but I love me" :D Hahahaha!!! I need a t-shirt that says that!!!

[aromaladyellie]

And in that moment, during this song anyway, Meg revealed that she's really Narcissus. What even.

[Gnomelord]

This feels like a confused political add

[ChristineLeisachurro]

"It's corny, but I love me." LMAO

[misterspade]

"A sensible girl shaved my head"

[Choccoco]

So Meg kept trying to say she was a narcissist, but the muses were like nah, you're in love with women? xD That was my interpretation.
"Child trafficking, honey I am very angry." was also an interesting mix.

[BennyBringerOfChaos]

I'm jealous of how good a singer she is!!!

[blazerbendez]

"I love me"
Yep, sounds like Meg, all right!

[ronondex]

I swear the first half of this song was trying to sell insurance

[gaymerjerry]

So lets break this version of the song down:
Megara is a closeted Lesbian that fell in love with a girl at school and realizes shes switching school and is afraid what will happen if she confesses her love. She feels if she comes out she will live on the streets and will be forced into engaging in illegal activity (the example of children trafficking was used), but at the end she realizes that she loves herself more and wants to come out.

[Caitilizzie]

How tf did "Baby we're not buying" turn into "child trafficking"? xD

[veggiet]

And the award for opposite lyric goes to: "I won't say I love me."

[iamclassicforlife]

Even though the wording makes so sense at all, the rhythm flows so perfectly at:
- 0:26 : "Do you think it's a joke? He created the heavens and the earth. Try privacy."
- 0:47 : "You can breathe, groaning for relief."

I knew you could sing, Malinda, but I think the flow and the vocal work are sublime especially at those parts!

[medusaoddball]

This song is very scary!
To increase the cost of living
you cut off the head
etc

[shadowmsc]

OMG IT ACTUALLY RHYMED
a sensible girl shaved my head
if depression crying dead
(insane giggles through the rest of the video)