Cursed Lightning McQueen Products

In this video we embark on a funny little roadtrip adventure through the weird world of Disney Cars products... This video took a VERY long time to make, I just got so obsessed with the sheer amount of funny products, and I didn't want to cut anything out. My original intention wasn't for the video to be this long, but... OOPSIE 😛

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🎵Music:
Parappa The Rapper 2 Instrumental Sista Moosesha
Annihilation OST - The Alien
New Super Mario Bros. Soundtrack - Overworld
Ape Escape 3 OST - Tomoki City (Part 1)
ROBLOX Music - Horror
Toon Blast Music Bear
Ape Escape 3 OST - Mount Amazing (Part 2)
Discover Our Bodies - Dual Love Form
Hot Wheels World Race (Video Game) OST - 08 - Wave Rippers
Ape Escape 2 ( Gadget Trainer ) Soundtrack OST
Portal Radio Tune
Wi-Fi Menu Medley (Looped) - Mario Kart Wii Music Extended
Goat Simulator 3 - Welcome to San Angora
Super Mario 64 - Haunted House
Mario Kart DS - Waluigi Pinball
Hot Wheels Ultimate Racing ost - Jungle 02
Tomodachi Collection - Food Shop
Title Theme - Wii Play
Main Theme - The Everybody Votes Channel
Mario Raceway (N64) - Mario Kart Wii [OST]
Garfield Kart Furious Racing - City Slicker Valley Of The Kings
Wandering the Plains - Super Mario World Music Extended
New Super Mario Bros. Wii - Ghost House
Broken Reality - Domo Paradisso Theme
Oliver Buckland - backroom labyrinth
Fnaf 2 ambience
Cars video game - Radiator Springs Theme
Tomodachi Collection - The Island at Noon
Bonneton - Super Mario Odyssey [OST]
Isle Delfino - Super Mario Sunshine
Tomodachi Collection - Clothing Store
Hot Wheels World Race (Video Game) OST - 02 - Main Title
Steam Gardens Sherm - Super Mario Odyssey
Ape Escape 3 OST - Arctic Wonderland (Part 1)
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Table Of Contents
0:00 Intro
0:51 Food
5:48 Sponsor
6:54 Pez
9:11 Diecast Cars Iceberg
16:12 Other Peculiar Diecast Cars
19:39 Random Toys
22:56 The Cursed Walkie Talkies
25:27 Rideable Mcqueens
26:01 Decorating The Bedroom
32:49 Closet
35:18 The Grand Finale
36:12 Outro
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[PolygonDonut]

THANKS FOR WATCHING THE VID EVERYONE HAVE A GREAT WEEK 😁😁😁

[SirBagelshire]

As a badly decorated lightning McQueen themed birthday cake enjoyer, I can confirm this video is JORDAN.

[galaxycamerata]

The cactus mcqueen makes me realize something foul.
The paneling of a Car in his universe is soft enough for cacti thorns to pierce.
There is no mention of him needing repair for that meaning it likely healed on its own.
_They would feel like skin_

[ggboizz]

Cars 1 & 3 were just about racing but then Cars 2 is just a whole other plotline.

[TheMightyManhog]

1:13 Polygon Donut: Theres no yellow main characters in the first cars movies
Luigi: *am i a joke to you?*

[SailorMaxie]

Fun fact: The reason Pez dispensers work the way they do is because they were meant to be an anti-smoking statement. The original Pez dispensers resembled cigarette lighters, and the way the candy was dispensed was meant to imitate flame coming off of the lighter.

[cyanbug]

Imagine taking your kid to a playground and seeing someone who's about 20 years old fully decked out in lightning McQueen merch just playing around

[Cinnamxlody]

When polygon donut uploads: *silly goofy mood activates* ☻☻☻

[XanderW]

Polygon is the personified version of 21st Century Gen Z Memes, Neurodivergency, and the :3 emoticon. And I FUCKING *LOVE IT*

[reda]

Eventually we’re gonna need a tour of where polygon keeps all these silly products after every video

[vxlrtz]

Polygon is one of the only youtubers I know who can make sponsors silly enough to make me interested /pos

[Buzz.co]

For your information: the blue lightning McQueen pez dispenser is actually based on his appearance at the end of cars three. However it is just a simple recoloring as blue McQueen is supposed to be working with dynaco at this point

[elliottclaassen]

When i was little, I LOVED Cars. I had so much cars merch. One of them was the Lightning Mcqueen PILLOW PET. I still have it. And YES IT IS CURSED and yet really goofy

[dreamieskies]

Watching Pongon and their friend (partner?) Having fun at the playground in full mcqueen fit just makes me so happy, i hope to hear more of you two!

[chalkwarrior]

the "bro you're waterboarding him!" and subsequent antics for some reason made me laugh really hard, thanks for that

[letyourselfrest]

Watching this as someone who grew up with a Cars obsessed cousin? Insanity. He had the bed, alarm clock, tv, everything istg.

[toastarkat]

15:44 Thanks for confirming this cursed figure is actually real. I have no idea what would possess someone to edit a picture of toy Lightning McQueen to be covered in white and questionable goop

[rammix]

This feels like the embodiment of childishness.
I love it.

[rattieberry]

My brother was OBSESSED with Cars as a kid - a Cars connoisseur, if you will. We had multiple of these products in our house growing up, I definitely remember stealing the V-Tech laptop to play with. I'm gonna send him this vid now, thank you for your extensive research! Brought back a lot of childhood memories :)

[Stryxo]

the kraft mac and cheese cups might just be the most disgusting thing ever after going through a microwave. an absolutely dreadful experience when you’re hungry at home or school.