Cursed Hello Kitty Products

Today we look at some of the silliest official Hello Kitty/Sanrio products that's been sold throughout the years...

English subtitles by Caleb B!
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[matchc]

The reason why so many cursed Sanrio merch exists is because Sanrio is one of the most easy IP to license from what I heard, you could literally just contact them as a small-scale studio/company or even individual, if you have the money and infrastructure to make a product that's not "too over", they will say yes to the deal.
Combine that with the need to stand out from the sea of indifferent Sanrio merch, you will get the goofy ahh items

[cousinjohnny]

The most disturbing piece of trivia that I've ever learned about Hello Kitty was that her name isn't Hello Kitty, it is actually Kitty White

[ChiisaiTenshii]

“All the while Hello Kitty remained as the most popular [Sanrio character]” fun fact actually, according to official Sanrio Japanese polls, Cinnamoroll made #1 the last 4 years in a row (and a few before that), with HK not even reaching top 3 usually. Seems like she hasn’t really been super popular since pre-2010s but Sanrio seems to use her as the most common mascot.

[WeirdCoreSam]

I will always have a bit of a soft spot for Sanrio characters. The cursed products I feel add to their charm and make me love them all that much more! Thanks for covering some of them!! I now have some random items to send my friends, lol.

[fluffcake]

As the average Sanrio enjoyer, it’s nice to see someone react to all the different stuff Sanrio has released over the years and how they react to it.

[gusty]

The most cursed thing related to hello kitty is learning that she's not suppose to be a cat but is actually supposed to be a 3 year old human girl wearing a cat costume

[ekxzjey]

i've been using one of the hello kitty toasters for 7 years and it's still in super good shape. it doesn't really toast her face onto it anymore though, but it still toasts bread very nicely

[rosettasilver]

I used to work at a World Market. We sold the Hello Kitty pasta and pasta sauce, but what this video left out was the Hello Kitty OLIVE OIL. For real.

[ghdgl]

Funni cat talking about another funni cat

[allyssat]

The Hello Kitty plush with the very long limbs are from Stretchkins! It was a plush line that allowed you to strap the feet and hands of the plush to your own. Their limbs were elastic and allowed you to do jumping jacks and dances. From what I remember, each of them came with a DVD of different exercise routines. I still own my elephant Stretchkin from when I was a kid :)

[HyperfixationWizard]

It's still insane to me that this massive franchise started because a silk company wanted some cute characters on their products.

[jonpowell]

I don't care what anyone says, hello kitty is a sweetheart of a cartoon character that makes me feel better about having to live in a world I hate.

[AIKOBLISS]

I love how genuinely excited you sound each of the products.

[sandisandovalarteaga]

In Mexico there have been a series of Hello Kitty colaborations with a specific period pads brand over the years (probably more than a decade by now); it's kinda cute how they decorate the pads envelopes with all sorts of hello kitty themed patterns.
I believe there were also some Aggretsuko, Gudetama and other Sanrio characters editions.
Sometimes the pads come in bigger boxes that would include a little prize according to the current pad theme.
Which vary to litterally anything, from coffe mugs to boxes to store the pads and the list goes on. I think it's pretty fun!

[kylobf]

The fact Hello Kitty is literally on every object in existence, is crazy to me.

[slaneshkyron]

5:30 I WANT THAT- Cinnamoroll is my fav and I love the green Pringle's so that's perfect for me lol

[iluv_nana]

Rule 74: If there’s a product out there, there’s a Hello Kitty version of it

[lizdee]

The experience of watching this video is like listening to your neurodivergent friend info dump about their special interest. They're so excited to tell you about all the Hello Kitty merch they researched, and you were actually supposed to leave ten minutes ago, but they're so happy you don't have the heart to stop them

[icalledamongusatam]

I won't be surprised if there's a Hello Kitty atomic bomb.

[Mr.Boredome]

10:26

I actually have the first Hello Kitty toaster listed, It's old and I think it was from 2013-2016 when we got it. We still use it because I like the texture combination of raw and crunchy.