9 Ways To Survive Inflation This Thanksgiving

Here are some quick and easy tips to ensure you have a great Thanksgiving even if your bank account is empty and you have forgotten what coin looks like.

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[TheBabylonBee]

What measures will you take to survive this Thanksgiving season?

[CannonKnight]

If you live in a Democrat-run city, just walk into a grocery store, take whatever Thanksgiving food you want, and walk out without paying. Of course, no one will try to stop you. At this point in those cities, it's expected.

[frankcastle]

im still reaping the benefits of the 16 cents i saved from my 4th or july cookout 2 years ago. thank you brandon

[silveralert]

We swapped out a Turkey for our neighborhood raccoon. We will make a lovely dish. A side of fallen leaves salad, and grubs found in the soil. Hopefully, we can find some crickets too.

[ABCEasyas--]

Eventually, the media or the Press Secretary will say “if you don’t want to spend too much for Thanksgiving, don’t have a Thanksgiving.”

[svengrot]

Investing is too "risky" so better save your money 😂🤣😂while in reality it is in fact a necessary act to fight against inflation. it was an enlightening moment for me when i learned how money really works. Now I only wish I had started in my twenties and had more time to take full advantage of the bulls and bears. Now I own 3 rental properties, started my own business and my net worth has increased by $500, 000

[DrinkYourNailPolish]

Make all your guests take a covid test and say they all trst positive and make them go home so they don't know you actually don't have any food.

[Budsarollin]

Couldn’t afford a turkey but the neighbors dog problem finally is taken care of! Blessed 🙏

[LadyRobertaL]

I'm so glad they still are letting us enjoy Thanksgiving in our minds.

[JRotten]

My family is going to the "all faiths food bank & kitchen" for dinner.
Like we have to 2 or 3 times a week now.
Thanks Joe, and all that voted for him.
Not a big Trump guy.... but under him, I was able to feed my family 7 days a week.

[BrianStocking]

I thought it was going to be another peanut butter and jelly Thanks Giving for me, but I've been invited to a family that has real food. Lucky me!

[thirdcoastfirebird]

Tips to time travel:
1. Go warn Blockbuster about Netflix
2. Convince yourself NOT to Get Windows ME
3. Convince yourself to invest in GameStop
4. I have lost track of things go back in time to get more sleep.

[markzuckergecko]

I swapped out the turkey for a bluejay I found in the yard. Seasoned the hell out of it, I don't think my family will notice.

[MichaelPiz]

Here's a Thanksgiving savings tip: Instead of cranberry sauce _again, _ this year have duck sauce! You _have_ been saving those hundreds of little packets that always come with your Chinese food all year, haven't you? I mean, who doesn't, amirite?

[riveracoustic]

the easy way to beat the cost is to just move to California, go to the grocery store and fill up and then just walk out with it. Its not a crime until you get close to a $1000.

[projekt]

Going to have a non-traditional Thanksgiving this year and have an all natural, heart healthy bug filled insect piling dinner! Cuts down costs in a jiffy! Let’s go Brandon!

[everupward]

"Use the force, Harry."
-Gandalf

[InTheEndzone]

My table identifies as having a full Thanksgiving spread

[jccbakery]

You can have a historically accurate thanksgiving feast. For the first thanksgiving. they did not have turkey. The feast was mostly corn and some random animals, mostly raccoons 😁

[semineil]

Xiden makes Gerald Ford look like a graceful swan.