How To Survive Inflation If You're A Pathetic Poor Person

Having difficulty staying afloat in today's rapidly changing economic landscape? Duke Geralt LéMaster provides some insightful tips to help you cope in these trying times.

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[TheBabylonBee]

What other tips and tricks do you use to survive this rapid inflation?

[alishaberrey]

As soon as the Transportation Secretary said "get a Tesla" I immediately thought of Marie Antoinette. "Let them eat cake."

[MartiZenith]

"Stop being poor."

Me: Why didn't I think of that?🤔

[jayone]

'Only stock your $20, 000 fridge with enough premium brand ice-cream for a week and not a month' - Nancy pelosi

[rshuler]

My Grandmother, born in 1899, told me she spent her whole life with this motto: “Eat it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without.” My grandfather and her raised 10 children through the Great Depression with this motto!🕊.

[brentrichards]

Imagine how much money I'd have if the government didn't take so much of it.

[margolane]

"It is no concern of mine wether your family has... what was it again?"
"Um, food?"
"HA! You really should have thought of that before you became peasants!"

[vladofrus]

This is one of your best yet. There needs to be more of this guy.

[kbsanders]

Colbert is so out of touch, he probably thought his joke about paying $15.00 a gallon because he owns a Tesla was funny.

[Ilanawolf]

I only heat my pool to 78 degrees instead of 80. Yes, we all must sacrifice!

[Mgoblagulkablong]

Sentence of the year 2022: "My mask protects pregnant Ukrainian men from climate change"

[bulbhunter]

"Cut back your house staff from 10 to 7 and only take 5 vacations a year instead of the customary 7."

[maidpretty]

Well, indeed, I cannot quite fathom why won't these lamenting peasants just stop being poor?

[OonaghEllis]

I'm from the UK, this is literally my government talking.

Give this guy Will Smiths Oscar what a performance

[Walter-wosz]

Get a relative in a high government position and sell influence for them to foreign governments. Remember to give a cut to the "big guy".

[JasontheLayman]

I had no idea Bradley Cooper worked for the Babylon Bee, and his posh English accent was perfect!

[neilsiebenthal]

What's sad is this really is how most of them think.

[andreww]

"If Crenshaw can do it, so can you." I almost spit out my drink.

[quantumac]

"The Great Reset" is rich-speak for "Will Somebody Rid Us of Those Dirty Techno-Peasants?"